Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?
An oopsie occured
Submitted 6 hours ago by ultrahamster64@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6c6c96bb-30d3-4a29-9ee9-8dcbe175a2cc.jpeg
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TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Is this a late stage capitalism?
👨 🫴🦋
Magnum@infosec.pub 15 seconds ago
No, looks like a man releasing a butterfly to me.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 minutes ago
Always has been
No seriously, the term “late stage capitalism” is so old, it has existed longer than capitalism exited before its coinage. So if this really is the last stage, this last stage is already longer than the stages before were.
Rooster326@programming.dev 44 minutes ago
No lats stage would have you, the person whom ordered the food, responsible for the gig workers hospital stay - as you are their employer.
BanMe@lemmy.world 30 minutes ago
Click here to begin crowdfunding your dasher’s ER visit.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
0.3 away
Away what? Apples? Eggs?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
.3 of a delivery, duh.
As in, they were .7 away when they crashed.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 hours ago
Most well universally known measurement system is likely light years, so probably that
mech@feddit.org 3 hours ago
The SI base unit for length is the meter, so they crashed 30cm (12 inches) away from you.
Babalugats@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Seeing as everything else in the notification seems to be about money, I’m guessing 0.3 dollars.
Surprised they didn’t suggest getting another delivery driver for half price to bring it the rest of the way.
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You can send flowers to the hospital room tho
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
0.3 away from yous
sundray@lemmus.org 3 hours ago
“Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”
brap@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ahem, an Ubulance.
eah@programming.dev 26 minutes ago
Oopsie woopsie. It wooks wike your uwu dwiwu was in a wiwwy bad caw cwash. Would you wike to caw and abuwance?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Too expensive, I think I’ll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR
Gladaed@feddit.org 4 hours ago
This is fake?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The real nightmare is you can’t even tell anymore.
Avicenna@programming.dev 3 hours ago
my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs
night_petal@piefed.social 3 hours ago
This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
At least there’s still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 hours ago
Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.
Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 hours ago
Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Did you tip?
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Nah I’m against the tipping culture
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Me too but unfortunately I live in America
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 hours ago
Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I can’t feel a difference…?
plm00@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
This looks like a Soren mockup.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 minutes ago
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.