Me on antidepressiva.
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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genuineparts@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Relevant
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
Top tier shitpost
BanMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
devolution@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
1 year HRT
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People in Japan be like
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally 1984
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
j4k3@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)