China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Relevant
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Me on antidepressiva.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 months ago
Top tier shitpost
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
devolution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
1 year HRT
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 2 months ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 months ago
People in Japan be like
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Literally 1984
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 2 months ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
j4k3@piefed.world 2 months ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)