China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 year ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Relevant
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Me on antidepressiva.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 year ago
Top tier shitpost
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
devolution@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
1 year HRT
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Literally 1984
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 1 year ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People in Japan be like
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 year ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 1 year ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
j4k3@piefed.world 1 year ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)