China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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LouNeko@lemmy.world 10 months ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Relevant
jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Me on antidepressiva.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 10 months ago
Top tier shitpost
BanMe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
devolution@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
1 year HRT
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Literally 1984
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 10 months ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People in Japan be like
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 10 months ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 months ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
j4k3@piefed.world 10 months ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)