Submitted 15 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Relevant
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Me on antidepressiva.
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
Top tier shitpost
1 year HRT
Time to find a new porn site bakery.
Why not save some time and combine the two?
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
:(
They need to start making more than three a day.
☹️
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
Literally 1984
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
Too tired baby, sorry
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves