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Sorry, guys, it's just not happening

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No more cream pies until the economy improves

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.

    One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.

    Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.

    Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relevant

      youtu.be/3XUTyn9JdbI

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.

    Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.

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  • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me on antidepressiva.

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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?

    Oh… you meant cream pies.

    Inflation will do that.

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video

      Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)

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  • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Top tier shitpost

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    • sychthys@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Top tier shitpost creampost

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      • raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        cream de la crop

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1 year HRT

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Time to find a new porn site bakery.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why not save some time and combine the two?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :(

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They need to start making more than three a day.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ☹️

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination

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      • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.

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  • VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Literally 1984

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    when you decide you don’t want kids actually:

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Too tired baby, sorry

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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