Trump appears to be sleepy during the last cabinet meeting

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• baconsunday@lemmy.zip ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Of all the times in history to believe shapeshifting reptilians are hiding out, nobody has anything to say about this lizard eyed fuck?

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sleepy Joe was all projection as usual

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  America’s least woke president

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• formidable_asshat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dozy don does it again.

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  • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dementia Don

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like a line dancing move.

    Cowgirls do the dosey dee!

    Cowboys do the dozy don!

    Spin around and heel on three!

    Rock it back, now 1, 2, 3! heel click!

    YEEEEHAW!! 🤠💤

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• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.

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• Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally Sleepy John.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So cute, dreaming of his big beautiful Bill.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As long as he’s asleep he cannot post even more ridiculous nonsense.

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• Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish it would just happen already.

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  • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.

    I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.

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• Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sucking off bubba

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Dreaming of a white Christmas!

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gaggle Gaggle Gaggle slurp.

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• BigLime@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe Melania has sleep apnea

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Melania had her eyelids removed in 2021. It’s why she wears da goggles.

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    • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      God I hate you for this.

      Also, I think she’s actually Nosferatu.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have a little nap and don’t wake up

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