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Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨slaacaa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?

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    • noride@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        O that checks out. Pete’s going to be upset that there’s nobody he would swipe right on. That’s the new military standard the grinder swipe right test

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      AFT (Army Feast Test)

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      lemmy.world/comment/19820197

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      • telllos@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Gravy seals are on deck, rolling to first objective!

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Reserves, they been reserving.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    is this those fat generals I’ve been hearing about?

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago… All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn’t want us to remember that he’s likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.

    This is the EXACT thing we’re supposed to forget. Epstein.

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    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This isn’t an educated guess. We know he’s in there. The exact details of his involvement are need to prosecute, but we for sure without a doubt know. We may not know it directly from this case, but the sum of all of the evil shit he’s been a part of will easily lead you there, just not enough to prosecute this exact instance unfortunately.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nobody’s forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.

      Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.

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      • nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It’s not that they know. It’s that we won’t allow the subject to be changed anymore. We’re bullying back. If you’re tired, consider taking a break in general, bc this is the only thing I’ve seen working, and it gets to places violence doesn’t reach.

        Also, your criticism is helpful and I am NOT arguing against any of your salient points.

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      • Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        He even talked about fucking his own daughter if he had the chance

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Texas National Lard

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s protective padding!

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    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!

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  • ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Heavy troops

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Meal Team Six reporting for duty!

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        in the mess hall.

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  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      They probably walked up and are collecting their duffle bags.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought petey said no fatties allowed

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hes also drunk most of the time.

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      • nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Liquid diet. Not good for marching.

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    • RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You mean Twinky Pete?

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      probably using them as human shields, since fat people are better at absorbing bullets.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On a culinary tour of duty.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d genuinely be fine with that. If a bunch of shit hicks from Texas came to my city on a government subsidized tasting tour, I don’t think anybody would be mad.

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  • Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.

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  • FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t see anything.

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    • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I see only moustaches and guns floating in the air

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  • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎼🎵Eatn’ gooood in your neighborhood. Sponsored by Applebee’s.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        RAMIREZ! SECURE THAT BURGER TOWN!

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We’re a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I’ll give you that one).

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      If you mean they’re a danger to everyone in the vicinity, yes absolutely.

      But they’d still be a shit soldier. Lot more to combat readiness than ability to pull a trigger. (Though if the USA wants to fill its armed forces with obese people I won’t complain lmao)

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    • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …and when it’s time to run? Tool use didn’t stop a 400lbs gorilla from ripping you limb from limb. Dicks out for Harambe. I’m still not over it.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wait, did Harambe dismember an armed national guard? I was not paying attention at the time so I don’t really know what the story was. Crazy!

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.

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  • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He still so fucking fat!

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