Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!
Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
Submitted 5 hours ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 38 minutes ago
telllos@lemmy.world 15 minutes ago
Gravy seals are on deck, rolling to first objective!
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 52 minutes ago
Reserves, they been reserving.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
halfapage@lemmy.world 37 minutes ago
is this those fat generals I’ve been hearing about?
foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago… All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn’t want us to remember that he’s likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.
This is the EXACT thing we’re supposed to forget. Epstein.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
This isn’t an educated guess. We know he’s in there. The exact details of his involvement are need to prosecute, but we for sure without a doubt know. We may not know it directly from this case, but the sum of all of the evil shit he’s been a part of will easily lead you there, just not enough to prosecute this exact instance unfortunately.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Nobody’s forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.
Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 14 minutes ago
It’s not that they know. It’s that we won’t allow the subject to be changed anymore. We’re bullying back. If you’re tired, consider taking a break in general, bc this is the only thing I’ve seen working, and it gets to places violence doesn’t reach.
Also, your criticism is helpful and I am NOT arguing against any of your salient points.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 1 hour ago
He even talked about fucking his own daughter if he had the chance
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Texas National Lard
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
That’s protective padding!
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Heavy troops
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Meal Team Six reporting for duty!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
in the mess hall.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 37 minutes ago
They probably walked up and are collecting their duffle bags.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
hes also drunk most of the time.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 11 minutes ago
Liquid diet. Not good for marching.
RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
You mean Twinky Pete?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
probably using them as human shields, since fat people are better at absorbing bullets.
zout@fedia.io 2 hours ago
These people look like uniformed ICE targets.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 hours ago
On a culinary tour of duty.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I’d genuinely be fine with that. If a bunch of shit hicks from Texas came to my city on a government subsidized tasting tour, I don’t think anybody would be mad.
Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 50 minutes ago
God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 5 hours ago
Can’t see anything.
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
I see only moustaches and guns floating in the air
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
🎼🎵Eatn’ gooood in your neighborhood. Sponsored by Applebee’s.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
RAMIREZ! SECURE THAT BURGER TOWN!
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
We’re a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I’ll give you that one).
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 hour ago
If you mean they’re a danger to everyone in the vicinity, yes absolutely.
But they’d still be a shit soldier. Lot more to combat readiness than ability to pull a trigger. (Though if the USA wants to fill its armed forces with obese people I won’t complain lmao)
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
…and when it’s time to run? Tool use didn’t stop a 400lbs gorilla from ripping you limb from limb. Dicks out for Harambe. I’m still not over it.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Wait, did Harambe dismember an armed national guard? I was not paying attention at the time so I don’t really know what the story was. Crazy!
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
noride@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 59 minutes ago
O that checks out. Pete’s going to be upset that there’s nobody he would swipe right on. That’s the new military standard the grinder swipe right test
slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 minutes ago
AFT (Army Feast Test)