Corporal_Punishment

@Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOD TAKING DOLLY AND LEAVING TRUMP SHOWS THAT HEAVEN HAS STANDARDS AND HELL HAS A WAITING LIST⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He took the wrong 80 year old blonde who likes kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are US cops (or sheriffs) able to exercise extraterritorial jurisdiction?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the UK anybody can make a citizen’s arrest if it isn’t reasonably practicable for a constable to do so.

  However it can only be for a crime that is indictable (can be tried at a crown court). So things like significant theft, burglary and assault.

  A US cop has no additional rights to enforce the law than anyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just felt like you were

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. I agree. I’m not sure why you’re arguing with me about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying it is. Just that you can’t please anybody it seems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100% guarantee that if she did have armpit hair some other sad bastard would be making a post commenting on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to think so, in all seriousness it was quite useful. Really emphasised importance of foreplay and safe sex (including how to use a condom) which when the time came as a teenager was invaluable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re a Xennial its easy. Go back in time and search through your dad’s wardrobe. That’s how I watched it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean New York cops aren’t taught to crawl through air vents or how to abseil onto ships from a bridge?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trans Pride Brighton secures £121,278 grant to safeguard community centre for next five years⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So if a building can do it for £24,000 a year, why did Farage need £5m?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tributes paid to Jason Arday after ex-Cambridge professor found dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must have been reading different articles then because it all seemed to be about him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tributes paid to Jason Arday after ex-Cambridge professor found dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll defer to your knowledge on the matter, as one of the 99% who had no real idea he existed I’m not going to pretend I know more about what was happening.

  But as a lay-person, I believe the matter deserved investigation and scrutiny from the University and exam boards. Not a trial by media

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tributes paid to Jason Arday after ex-Cambridge professor found dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suspect 99% of people have never heard of him outside of academia.

  At the end of the day he was just a university professor. He didn’t deserve what he got.

  Rapists get better protection from the media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tributes paid to Jason Arday after ex-Cambridge professor found dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A private citizen hounded to death by the media.

  If it could happen to him it could happen to any of us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People saying “woke” to describe things they don’t like is brilliant.

  It means you know immediately whether or not someone is a moron and so makes it easy to avoid them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welsh Man Arrested After Standing on a Hospital Roof Dressed as the Grim Reaper⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was arrested for causing a disturbance. You’d be arrested for the same thing if you acted like a dickhead at a school or in a police station.

  I suspect he was probably asked to stop by hospital staff and he refused, hence the fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A $40,000-per-Year AI School With No Teachers Is Opening in Oklahoma This August⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just so fucking stupid.

  MAGATS will love it if it means they don’t need to pay for woke teachers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they might be wildly different storylines. I think theres a brief moment in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy is captured by the wicked witch but I wouldn’t call it the prison story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was talking about the film lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a flying monkey from Oz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain ‘Does Not Have Enough Water’ for Planned AI Data Centre Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. So no data centres.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China ‘strongly dissatisfied’ with nationalisation of British Steel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well we just give them what they say its worth - zero. The value of a bankrupt company that we were bankrolling anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You just carry both passports with you…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Dark Side of Match Day | Domestic Abuse Rises Whatever The Result⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand why people get so het up over this game.

  But then wife beaters don’t really need an excuse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is gun violence lower in Switzerland than in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The question is, why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With Tech growing so fast the humans can barely keep up. Is there a so called "paper trail" for things? Like in medical stuff. Or other things so you can track it back to a single person.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Being able to log/audit/restore and rollback is a requirement for any system that hopes to gain ISO27001 certification and all the systems I work with in my field have that ability.

  The paper trail on our safeguarding systems are significantly more robust than the old paper based alternatives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is gun violence lower in Switzerland than in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced that Americans are just inherently more violent/aggressive when compared to the citizens of any other developed nation.

  Even without guns, their murder and violence rates surpass the UK/Aus/NZ/Canada (so all the anglo-nations) and all of Western, Northern and most of Central and Eastern Europe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2026 UK heatwave estimated to have killed more than 2,700 people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same age range as the boomers who keep reminding us “bUt iT wAs hOt iN 1976”.

  Yes, we know. It was hot, for a couple of weeks. Once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only 2% of Surrey car thefts end in criminal charge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah totally misread it.

  No explanation in that case except it must be the work of organised criminals who are able to export the vehicles pretty quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bore off.

  Some people are absolutely deserving of death and we should rejoice when they are gone.