Imagine the farts

Comments

• Moebius@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your bagueggtte 😟

  source
• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man go around judging somebody else’s gainz why don’t you

  source
• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

  And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge.

  source
• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It’s a hen-fueled space heater.

  source

  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:

    A fart a fart, it’s good for the heart
    It sets the body at ease

    It will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
    And it fumigates all of the fleas

    source
• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

  source
• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I’m done after two.

  source

  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)

    source
• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So here’s a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It’s a kind of love it or hate it thing.

  20 cooked and roughly chopped eggs 1 jar of Hellmann’s Light mayonnaise 1 jar of white asparagus, chopped 1 jar of mushrooms 50g Stokes Curry Ketchup 3-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce Habanero Tabasco to taste

  Has the same musical effect on your digestion.

  source

  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Imma pass, but I’m sure others will enjoy it.

    source
• ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How much do you weigh?

  source
• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!

  Nooo! Fred! Fred!

  FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!

  I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!

  Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!

  source
• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fumes capable of etching glass.

  source
• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, look at Richie Rich over here, flaunting his several eggs!

  source
• lime@feddit.nu ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  20 eggs often my dinner

  source
• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lemme grab my camera!

  source
• Kertyna@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “This is some bullshit, Steven”

  source