My daughter sent me this

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• Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your daughter is encouraging you to get her a cat by telling you that you can fuck it

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  • imnotvector@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s already been 11 years since we got the cat…

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    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That poor cat…

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• StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not wanting to be responsible for caring for an animal, and not liking said animal are two different things.

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have cursed every roommate who brought a cat into my home.

    I have made sure these cats got all the lovins and playtime they could want.

    Fuck you for making me responsible for this adorable creature I love unconditionally.

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• pipe01@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A friend saw this post and asked for the source, I personally don’t care though

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• BladeFederation@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sorry to hear that your daughter is a furry, it must be devastating.

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  • Rumo161@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you ask your daughter to write a bazzite addon that tricks battlefield 6 into thinking proton is not a threat?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Niche

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait… Do they have cat girls at the pound I can adopt? 🤔

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do they have cat girls I can adopt and pound?

    Ftfy

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They do, but they would never show it to you.

    They hide that room from the people they know would misuse it.

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• nixfreak@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  lol, no she saying “dad you say you can’t stand cats, but when we get one it’s basically your girlfriend”. Nothing to do with furies that is a horrible ai photo though. I get it though.

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does shy know what furries are?

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yuck. Don’t fuck cats

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t fuck cats, but what about catgirls? (and catboys, and enby catpeople and-)

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If they are able to consent it’s perfectly fine

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• BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your daughter is epic.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tightest pussy I ever had

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• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A cat is fine too.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bestiality is against god’s plan.

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Depends on which god really

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    • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Think Zeus would approve.

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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    then god didnt plan for me

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wholesome.

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