Just an FYI

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• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Came for Haikus with “Show me that Butthole.”. Left appointed.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My name is Jason
  I’m not supposed to be here
  Come see my bud hole*

  *bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out

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• y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Five syllables is Just enough for me to say Show me that butthole

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Gurl that is a bootyhole” is seven

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bushy or corny Your dumper makes me horny Show me that butthole

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a lot of work
  To try to avoid saying
  Chocolate starfish

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What kind of sick freak

    Pronounces the word “chocolate”

    With a hard “O” sound?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷

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• Screamium@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haikus love nature. But I’m a man of culture. Show me that butthole.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  O beautiful Cat

  You are the glorious beast

  Show me that butthole

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s blood in your stool, You need a proctoscopy; Show me that butthole.

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• hypeerror@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Show me that butthole Don’t make me ask you again Show me that butthole

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The moths had a feast;
  Now all of your underpants
  show me that butthole.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reddit usernames
  Used to frequently be like
  “Show me your butthole.”

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/RPYlJZ34A9k

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole

  Wow haikus are easy

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• zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  no one knows
  where the light comes from . . .
  show me that butthole

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.

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• Clmarcho@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just an FYI

  You obviously have to

  Show me that butt hole

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would like to join In all these shenanigans Show ME that butthole

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An alien ship,
  Eerie light and booming voice:
  “SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to Alien spaceship it seems better.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But mode than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:

      Alien spaceship,
      Eerie light and booming voice:
      “SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”

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• FloMo@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This post really is A gift that keeps on giving Show me that butthole

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  haiku aren’t that hard

  It’s five, then seven, then five.

  You’ll get used to it.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haikus are overrated Bit anticlimactic too Show me thy butthole

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• Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put three spaces at the end of a line to make Lemmy retain the line break afterwards.

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t know, uh
      I had to do that beca-
      -use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And in the pale light I found such an endless love Show me that bunghole

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• zout@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If cripples can see,

  And the blind can walk again,

  Show me that butthole.

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• BilSabab@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Huge if true

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your horny boyfriend
  In husky voice pleads with you
  “Show me that butthole.”

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You some he ashamed of yourself for posting that.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did they delete their whole account? Lol. What in God’s name did they say?

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