That’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfish
Just an FYI
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
O beautiful Cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Screamium@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Haikus love nature. But I’m a man of culture. Show me that butthole.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Creative, very cool.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s blood in your stool, You need a proctoscopy; Show me that butthole.
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Show me that butthole Don’t make me ask you again Show me that butthole
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
show me that buttholedavidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 year ago
I would like to join In all these shenanigans Show ME that butthole
FloMo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This post really is A gift that keeps on giving Show me that butthole
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bushy or corny Your dumper makes me horny Show me that butthole
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But mode than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
My name is Jason
I’m not supposed to be here
Come see my bud hole**bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Haikus are overrated Bit anticlimactic too Show me thy butthole
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
haiku aren’t that hard
It’s five, then seven, then five.
You’ll get used to it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Gurl that is a bootyhole” is seven
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
And in the pale light I found such an endless love Show me that bunghole
genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Came for Haikus with “Show me that Butthole.”. Left appointed.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Show me that butthole Wait, what the hell is that dude Dude, call a doctor
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Put three spaces at the end of a line to make Lemmy retain the line break afterwards.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it
zout@fedia.io 1 year ago
If cripples can see,
And the blind can walk again,
Show me that butthole.
tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 year ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Huge if true
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
“Show me that butthole.”Vinny_93@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.
Clmarcho@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just an FYI
You obviously have to
Show me that butt hole
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You some he ashamed of yourself for posting that.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Did they delete their whole account? Lol. What in God’s name did they say?
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Five syllables is Just enough for me to say Show me that butthole