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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s the large haddock collider.

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    • stretch2m@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It makes me sad to know I will never come up with a quip this clever.

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      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Same, it makes me feel my life is so unworthy.

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    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Holy fuck that’s good.

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    • Sidhean@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Simply insert up to six salmon and wait! The fish are sequentially collided at 25 mph, reulting in one ultra-dense salmon, dispensed ass-first.

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      • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If they run it in reverse it splits a dense salmon into many smaller salmon in a process called fisshion.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Once inside, they instinctively swim against the strong current of water rushing downward. That means they end up moving backward down the spiral, eventually getting pushed out the bottom of the helix into the river.

      This method has lead to better survival rates than when the fish were spilled over the top of the dam.

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      • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Salmon treadmill?

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      • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        wow this is awesome!

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    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      ecology.wa.gov/…/salmon-restoration-project-helps…

      I guess they try to escape the current

      I dont know, the video was too long

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Salmon like to go downstream backwards

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      • recursivethinking@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Its actually walking and gacing up a downward moving escalator at a slower speed than the escalator.

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  • hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Blåhaj Blaster

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    • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Blåhaj Blaster Bläster

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    • Axiochus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      New mtn dew flavour

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Six fish enter! One fish leaves!

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Proposed design for the Shark Combiner Turbine.

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It’s actually a salmon decimator. 1 in, many out

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      • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Check the arrow direction, it’s a salmon smasher!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      The salmonplexer

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    • kriz@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      But why do they have to back in?

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      • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Little known fact, the reverse beeping noise that large trucks use was taken from salmon. When they swim in reverse they all make that beep sound and researchers really love repetitive beeping noises when they’re studying so they built it this way.

        Source: the depths of my insanity.

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        They like going backwards

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  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Salmon Multiplexer

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.

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  • xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is just a screenshot of Factorio

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    • megopie@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pyanodons specifically, what with all the loops and inexplicable animals in the production line.

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Fish Multiplier

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    • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Divider, actually

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We don’t know what’s happening in the middle of that thing.

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    • chisel@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      One simple trick Jesus doesn’t want you to know.

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Already has a caption:

    A graphic of the Cle Elum fish passage helix - Washington State Department Of Ecology

    https://www.knkx.org/environment/2026-05-13/fish-take-a-spin-at-cle-elum-dams-spiral-helix-yakama-nation

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Must you live so relentlessly in facts and reality?

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      • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I guess one of us has to, if we are to survive

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  • Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    FLOUNDERDOME: Six fish enter, one fish leaves!

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      LoL I had the exact same idea

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Salmon Accelerator

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Large Salmon Multiplier!

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Looks more like a combiner. OR gate for fishes?

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      • guy@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Shit the arrows are the wrong way. Large Salmon Combiner it is.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can’t explain that!

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there’s some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.

    It’s pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it’s much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they’re needed.

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  • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.

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  • IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The all new Fish++ turns six backwards fish into just ONE, which is just so, so fishy.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With the machine completed, the messiah had automated his primary task and was thus terminated for redundancy.

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  • zane@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Salmon concentrator

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  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anti-Jesus fish uncertainty centrifuge.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your boss’s takehome; your takehome

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  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Will this turbo fit in my Miata?

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  • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the fish multiplier

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your original name was fine. The multiplier is one-sixth.

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    • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I posit that it is infact a fish compressor. We have 6 entering the system on the left, based on the direction of the arrows. And a Fish Concentrate leaves.

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      • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Possibly a synchronised fish compositor.

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  • postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Multi storey reverse shark park garage

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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sharknado

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    • Venat0r@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think it’s actually a salmonado

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  • xzinik@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    feesh plinko

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Six-to-one fish condenser

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  • PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Six in the front, one in the back

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  • WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Large haddock collider.

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  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My First Trackmania track

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