TwodogsFighting

@TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To make it more interesting I have program that randomly gives out coordinates. I then sharpen my aim to hit the required target⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  j1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lung identification course⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but they’re meant to be inside, not being carved out of you by the lung lecture Liquidator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lung identification course⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The final lungs are your own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/COw-iK67jYI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I still reckon the Queen had him offed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Starfleet Academy’ Episode 5 Trailer Reveals ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ Connection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sisko shoots everyone dead out of embarrassment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Valve being sued for almost $900 million, but Epic Games wasn't sued when they bought Rocket League and Fall Guys to remove them from steam?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No one gives a flat fuck about epics launcher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, he’s giving advice on how to do it yourself properly, not telling me to leave it to a professional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My barber says not to do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all got one, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you overestimate the amount of cousin fucker passports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He just found out he’s to play Ramerez in the new Highlander film.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The politically correct term is ‘people of the land’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank you fb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Reality’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chef here. I have at least 100 recipes for various types of pancakes the world over.

  Never underestimate an Americans willingness to take their single racist heirloom joke and run it into the Martians trench thinking it’s a fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we don’t. Op is talking out of his arse. Or he’s the last surviving member of a platoon that landed at Normandy, taking off his experience of wartime rations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now - ‘the shoes are over there’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now - ‘the shoes are over there’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He paid other people to play games for him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dragon Age veteran says scrapped Anthem Next "could have been" up there with No Man's Sky's legendary turnaround⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a(n) football anthem over them mountains?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No we fucking don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[USA] ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Series Premiere To Stream For Free On YouTube⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  vger.to/lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/61472164

  This is the next post for me, feels apt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad now for liking that step about the device with the single button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wilt, Arnold and Andre, 1983⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frodo at Rivendell with Aragorn and Gandalf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High value⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F.B.I. Inquiry Into ICE Shooting Is Examining Victim’s Possible Ties to Activist Groups⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Murder is fine if the victim is jewish woke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alex Kurtzman On His Star Trek Future: “I’m Hopeful”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s retiring then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fire and Ash⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tank girl had a more believable villain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨always watching⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tyrannosaur arms solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat on top. They tend to be quite curvy underneath, on account of all the arches.