What contrast? The topics bloated, brainless orange things.
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mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
That should be thrown out in November
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love when the follow-up joke is better than the original.
5ha99y@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Pumpkins can vary significantly in size, but giant pumpkins typically weigh from 68 kilograms (150 lb) to over 910 kilograms (2,010 lb), with some record-breaking specimens reaching weights of over 1,278.8 kg (2,819.3 lb).
What a liar!
decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
But is that a real biological limit, or can we create an even more nightmarish monstrosity??
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 month ago
I wonder what growing the pumpkin in a space station would do, the fruit wouldn’t have to be able to support its own weight at that point
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah so we can do fun things to weed with indoor growing by controlling the temperature, the times and color the light is on, ect ect ect. What if we optimized it that way, and then pumped it full of Plant Growth Hormone?
bstix@feddit.dk 1 month ago
How big are they in volume?
A ton of water is just one cubic meter, so I suppose it’s still not big enough to make jack-o’latern house.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Iirc it’s also alot of empty space inside.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Hmm… Pumpkins are orange and have no intelligence…
Trump is also orange and has no intelligence…
Is Trump just a big pumpkin? 🤔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can cook and eat pumpkin seeds without getting in trouble with the law or prion disease
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Hitler’s generals were so afraid of him that they didn’t even tell him about the D-Day landings for several hours because they didn’t want to wake him up.
axus@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Misread as genitals
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
"No one knows how big genitals can get "
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same lmao, and it didn’t even seem out of place
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 month ago
He’s not wrong. I think we’d all love to see trump put a round or two into his own head, trapped like a rat in a bunker.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he said that was his plan I think more people would be onboard with the ballroom.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I need the kind of genitals Hitler had” is funnier and therefore I choose to believe my misread version is reality, quote a rat demon scrotum.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Apparently pumpkins can get big enough to become president.
Emi@ani.social 1 month ago
That got me thinking, could pumpkins get even bigger in low G? If for instance there were sheltered greenhouse on the moon once we have colonies there.
tempest@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So social media has been feeding me shorts of a woman who grows giant vegetables. To compete they can’t break and there are a bunch of spots where if they grow too fast they get thin and split under their own weight.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Grow one so big you could live in a pumpkin shell like Peter the Pumpkin Eater’s wife!
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
Malica@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I wish we had those guys too, they turned on Hitler
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Quick someone figure out what the tables in the white house are made of
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Orphan bones?
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Love that it’s in the “Health” category.
mult@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Incompetent and methed up?
jontree255@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Get me dudes like those guys that lost THE war”
TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe he’s more enamored with the whole “too incompetent to successfully assassinate him” part.
KeithD@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
And the rest of us can anticipate the “but still tried” part.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Western media did a lot of nazi propaganda, from portraying them as more competent, disciplined, and technologically advanced than the allies to the “clean wehrmacht” to asiatic hordes myths.
Its not shocking that the dipshit-in-chief would buy into it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The last world war or just the last war?
The dude who lost the last war was HIM.
The dude who lost wars before him was Dubya.
jdr@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Would you prefer French generals? And didn’t the British go to war over Polish independence, hard to say they won really. My choice would be that Russian hero, General Winter.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m going to bitch about the winter beating back the German.
The German had to stop their offensive in part because of winter, as the logistic network was too long and overcapacity to effectively bring winter gear up to the front.
But that’s only part of it, the issue. The biggest issue is, the German army was just out of steam by December 1941. They had been fighting nearly non stop since March, 1st in Yugoslavia and Greece and then in the USSR with very little time to recover. The fighting in the USSR had been very costly in men, and the drive itself had left the tanks and trucks running ragged. The Germans needed to use the winter to bring up fresh troops, equipment and munition for large scale offensive in spring 1942.
Also there is probably something to be say about diminishing the achievement of Soviet Generals like Konev and Zhukov but I am too sleepy to finish my comment.