What contrast? The topics bloated, brainless orange things.
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mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
That should be thrown out in November
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love when the follow-up joke is better than the original.
5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Pumpkins can vary significantly in size, but giant pumpkins typically weigh from 68 kilograms (150 lb) to over 910 kilograms (2,010 lb), with some record-breaking specimens reaching weights of over 1,278.8 kg (2,819.3 lb).
What a liar!
decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
But is that a real biological limit, or can we create an even more nightmarish monstrosity??
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I wonder what growing the pumpkin in a space station would do, the fruit wouldn’t have to be able to support its own weight at that point
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah so we can do fun things to weed with indoor growing by controlling the temperature, the times and color the light is on, ect ect ect. What if we optimized it that way, and then pumped it full of Plant Growth Hormone?
bstix@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
How big are they in volume?
A ton of water is just one cubic meter, so I suppose it’s still not big enough to make jack-o’latern house.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Iirc it’s also alot of empty space inside.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Hmm… Pumpkins are orange and have no intelligence…
Trump is also orange and has no intelligence…
Is Trump just a big pumpkin? 🤔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can cook and eat pumpkin seeds without getting in trouble with the law or prion disease
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Hitler’s generals were so afraid of him that they didn’t even tell him about the D-Day landings for several hours because they didn’t want to wake him up.
axus@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Misread as genitals
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
"No one knows how big genitals can get "
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Same lmao, and it didn’t even seem out of place
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
He’s not wrong. I think we’d all love to see trump put a round or two into his own head, trapped like a rat in a bunker.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If he said that was his plan I think more people would be onboard with the ballroom.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I need the kind of genitals Hitler had” is funnier and therefore I choose to believe my misread version is reality, quote a rat demon scrotum.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Apparently pumpkins can get big enough to become president.
Emi@ani.social 2 weeks ago
That got me thinking, could pumpkins get even bigger in low G? If for instance there were sheltered greenhouse on the moon once we have colonies there.
tempest@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
So social media has been feeding me shorts of a woman who grows giant vegetables. To compete they can’t break and there are a bunch of spots where if they grow too fast they get thin and split under their own weight.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Grow one so big you could live in a pumpkin shell like Peter the Pumpkin Eater’s wife!
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I wish we had those guys too, they turned on Hitler
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quick someone figure out what the tables in the white house are made of
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Orphan bones?
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Love that it’s in the “Health” category.
mult@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Incompetent and methed up?
jontree255@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Get me dudes like those guys that lost THE war”
TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe he’s more enamored with the whole “too incompetent to successfully assassinate him” part.
KeithD@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
And the rest of us can anticipate the “but still tried” part.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Western media did a lot of nazi propaganda, from portraying them as more competent, disciplined, and technologically advanced than the allies to the “clean wehrmacht” to asiatic hordes myths.
Its not shocking that the dipshit-in-chief would buy into it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The last world war or just the last war?
The dude who lost the last war was HIM.
The dude who lost wars before him was Dubya.
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Would you prefer French generals? And didn’t the British go to war over Polish independence, hard to say they won really. My choice would be that Russian hero, General Winter.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m going to bitch about the winter beating back the German.
The German had to stop their offensive in part because of winter, as the logistic network was too long and overcapacity to effectively bring winter gear up to the front.
But that’s only part of it, the issue. The biggest issue is, the German army was just out of steam by December 1941. They had been fighting nearly non stop since March, 1st in Yugoslavia and Greece and then in the USSR with very little time to recover. The fighting in the USSR had been very costly in men, and the drive itself had left the tanks and trucks running ragged. The Germans needed to use the winter to bring up fresh troops, equipment and munition for large scale offensive in spring 1942.
Also there is probably something to be say about diminishing the achievement of Soviet Generals like Konev and Zhukov but I am too sleepy to finish my comment.