This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it just me or are there way more “collabs” between brands now? Or movie/TV show tie-ins too. Seems like nothing is just it’s own thing, sure they have the “original” but it’s right next to all the cross promotional stuff too. Am i watching capitalism ouroboros itself?

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• eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Found the perfect companion… for the beef, not the mental breakdown… or maybe both

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t get it.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.

    I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What shocked you? What are we looking at?

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• sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re not you when you’re hungry

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    • sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I’m not gonna be murdering anyone anytime soon I’m just dramatic

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    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean i have some requests if you change your mind

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    • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you do reconsider your career, i hear there are a lot openings in DC.

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• restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dear Dorito’s,
  What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish…

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or crisps!

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me sprinkling Dorito’s dust into my bag of Dorito’s so I can get more Dorito per Dorito.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve unironically crushed up doritos to use as a breading for fried chicken before

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    • Stormy@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What did you use to make it stick to the chicken

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.

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  • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bit late, the fat orange cunt is in the Whitehouse.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does your comment count?

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• HasturInYellow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We are. We’re all coping so much better than you.

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What?

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