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Sea Creature Party

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Feel like a good sponge costume would allow you to pee right where you are.

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    • MrShankles@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got the “Robert Sponge Rectangle Slacks” version from Spirit Halloween… but it doesn’t hold water when pissing myself :(

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      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Should probably come with a warning about that. Pretty disappointing.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess it depends on what kind of sponge, but I think in all likelihood since most sponges have no symmetry that this comes down to the same politics as an agender person choosing a bathroom.

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  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure from my B- in zoo that sponges eat from what amounts to our waste hole.

    So you are supposed to piss in the punchbowl and drink from the toilette.

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are a single orifice kind of animal. Take a gulp of sea water, sift oit the goodies, and expel the rest

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      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah. ok. See what kind of biological insight a B- gets you?

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Toilette du fromage.

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  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if you take off the costume? Humans aren’t entirely bilaterally symmetrical (at least not on the inside) and obviously not radially symmetrical so the paradox continues.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is any animal perfectly bilaterally symmetrical?

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      • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        [Obligatory] Your mom.

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      • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Planaria?

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    • jack@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Humans are definitely bilaterally symmetrical. Symmetry doesn’t have to be a perfect mirror image in biology.

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about phylum neutral bathrooms?

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  • azi@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Echinoderms:

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  • harl3k1n@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL sponges don’t do punctuation.

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