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• kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, absolutely, I’m absolutely flush with cash because I so brilliantly decided to hand over my riches to those wonderful, totally trustworthy extraterrestrials.

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  • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How many times do I have to tell you? Those are not extraterrestrials! I know you have problems with object permanence, but isn’t it too much of a coincidence that those aliens arrived at the same time your dogs disappeared, RIGHT AFTER you gave them those E.T. costumes? You’ve been feeding your dogs paper money for a week now! The money you got in your bank account is not “space interest”, it’s your disability check!

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Worth it

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