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• bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I told my boss I have concepts of a plan during an important call with clients, I’d be fired. The fact he said this thinking it would absolve him of having to actually outline actual policy shows how empty the campaign is on anything of substance.

  I have great hopes for this meme and hope it is as influential as “binders of women” in showing the absurd thinking behind the most important job in the world.

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• thevoidzero@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey this solution seems to work but it’s not perfect; I don’t know how we can improve it, and nothing to replace it with, but let’s take it down asap.

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  • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My dishwasher started leaking so I lit it on fire.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well… Did it stop?

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, it’s all your fault!

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• Forester@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We have real good people working on it. The biggest they are Giants. No dwarfs allowed.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I have concepts of a plan” sounds like something from a quippy action movie.

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• Hackworth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Liberals eat people’s dog tho. Checkmate /s

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a childless cat lady, so that’s fine by me

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you breed these cats as food? Do you take the fur off first?

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    • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now you have a visual interpretation of the concept of a plan.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A president shouldn’t be using the same lines I use when people ask if I know what I’m doing.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know what you really need?
  A committee to study the feasibility of a committee!

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