Inconvenience is the mother of all alcoholism

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• AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cheers genitals

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please don’t drink poo.

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  • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh. Phew, that’s all right.

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• NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s more to life than getting drunk and eating chicken fingers, Randy

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, but those alternatives are inferior

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IDK, I’d rather be high than drunk any day.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cheeseburger liquor parties?

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  R.I.P you drunken bastard

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh. I suppose everyone has their comfort thing they turn to whenever life gets uncomfortable. I’ve never drank alcohol and have no desire to, but my comfort thing is laying flat on my back with my legs propped up on pillows in my comfy bed, staring at my phone until I fall asleep… whenever life hits me with any slightest inconvenience I check out into my happy place.

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