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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword.

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

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    • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Must have been the wind…

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  • railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different

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  • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

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    • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haven’t heard those in a while, is it trending again?

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  • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    harambe? (may god rest his soul)

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I wou punch 2016

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• LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is this

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look up “immortal snail”

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But the gorilla?

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am online.

  ✅ network interface available ✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
  ✅ use a search engine
  ✅ read knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
  ✅ read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading

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• untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  image

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• ILaughBecauseFunny@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soon!

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• jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this donkey-kong…?

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