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• SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you forget to pay your landlord their $50 + tip so you can be inside for another day?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I really admire you looking out for the little guy. It’s hard enough for a landlord to make ends meet. Most of them are living your-paycheck-to-your-paycheck. It’s important to give them a little safety net for emergencies like 3rd vacations to luxury destination resorts, yachts, cosmetic surgery, personal chefs etcetera.

    Sometimes the world seems so bleak. Then I see a comment like this and I think to myself, “Maybe we’re gonna make it after all.”

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For 6 years going outside made me money so this meme just doesn’t work for me. I was an autistic prostitute and every John’s dong was a fidget spinner. I couldn’t get enough of my job and the best part was all the outside time.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sincerely happy you were able to leverage your talents into a solution that was constructive and rewarding for you, and presumably your clients.

    Having said that, if I had to guess, I suspect this strategy might not be as effective for about 99.99% or more of the general population, either for lack of desire or ability.

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Huh, what are the odds …

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  House? Well la-di-da…

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The rest of us will stay in our vans plugged into public outlets that the city forgot was turned on.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Getta load of Mr. Moneybags over here with a fancy van. Some of are lucky to live in a tent.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Garage? Garage?! Well la di da Mr Frenchman.

    H: well what do you call it?

    I call it my car hold.

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• OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  $27.50 per movie ticket at a nearby AMC theater.

  Fuck. That.

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  • AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whoa, what?? Mine is $8.50 and I just sneak in snacks and alcohol.

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