OldQWERTYbastard
@OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 7 hours ago:
LMAO. All my old ass sees is a stolen SNES logo with neon colors added.
That whole studio is a goddamn joke. I feel sorry for the creative geniuses keeping it afloat. They deserve better. Much much better.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 5 days ago:
Definitely more psychological.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I played the first two games at their release on the PS2, but the story got too convoluted and downright silly after that. I lost interest twenty years ago.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
As a married man, more than I would like to. My wife has wonky hormones and she’s only in the mood right after her period. The doctor has me on bi-weekly testosterone shots that I stretch out into 4 weeks because they make me all horned up. It sucks when you can’t get somewhere to take care of that distracting urge.
Working with attractive young women doesn’t help either. Dear God I don’t know what happened. Suddenly I feel like you creepy old dude.
I’m grossing myself out.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Fuck Sony. Vote with your wallet.
- Comment on Single player games 4 weeks ago:
I’m gonna be 43 in October. Grew up on twitchy 90s shooters like Doom, Quake and Unreal Tournament.
I’m gravitating towards retro and cozy games.
I’m tired, boss. Dog tired.
- Comment on Sony Signals It’s Not Prepared To Sell PlayStation 6 ‘At Significant Losses’ 4 weeks ago:
This timeline sucks…
- Comment on What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)? 1 month ago:
That was my Blockbuster rental one weekend. Coming off of final fantasy games it was a little disappointing, but not a disaster.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Electronic Arts deserves every bad thing that happens to them. Vulture capitalists.
Fuck EA.
- Comment on Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse - Announcement Trailer | XBOX Games Showcase 2026 1 month ago:
Guess they’re never giving SotN a proper PC port.
- Comment on Guess she's a big animal lover 1 month ago:
Emerson.bigguns@gmail.com
- Comment on Which browser do you recommend for a low-resource PC? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pride month 1 month ago:
Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.
Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.
- Comment on It's been a fun ride! 1 month ago:
Back at the end of October last year, my broke ass could finally afford to build my first PC in ten years. After replacing my old i7-6700k machine, I popped in a 4TB Samsung nvme SSD in the new rig and it clicked along fine until a couple of months ago.
One day I catch a BSOD and my 25+ years of troubleshooting skills were getting nowhere. I finally noticed that the BIOS was no longer seeing the Samsung SSD so, being the impatient little turd that I am, I bought the equivalent 4 GB Western Digital drive from Best Buy and started a warranty claim on the Samsung unit with plans to throw it up on eBay.
I paid $300 for that sucker at the tail end of October 2025. MSRP is now $900.
Oh, and fuck AI.
- Comment on Shutting down a piracy site 2 months ago:
“Sorry, Kate!”
- Comment on Stay inside 2 months ago:
The matinee prices range from 15 to 20% off so still a ripoff IMO. Especially when I’m more than capable of finding quality films online via other means.
They do have half price tickets on Wednesdays and Thursdays, but I’m exhausted at the end of a workday.
- Comment on Stay inside 2 months ago:
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 2 months ago:
My wife and I 100% Super Mario Wonder high off our asses on edibles. All on a PC emulator. I’m old and patient as hell. Emulation is our friend!
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 2 months ago:
Exactly! They’ll cut jobs and trim the fat until they run out of half-assed, short-term methods of increasing quarterly profits year over year. Then they’ll remember PC gamers are almost exclusively adults and some of those adults have deep pockets and no interest in the closed ecosystems that consoles provide.
Just watch.
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 2 months ago:
Heh. My backlog spans 19 years. I won’t miss much. Only a couple of their first party titles got my attention at all.
- Comment on Lotta you lot in here 👀 2 months ago:
Another brain rot word to ear rape the rest of us with.
- Comment on Even Trollops are Beautiful 2 months ago:
Dolly is such a national treasure. The world desperately needs more people like her.
- Comment on Game Consoles Are Pricing Themselves Out of Relevance 2 months ago:
Consoles are a joke now.
I totally abandoned consoles in 2006 right before the release of the PS3 and never looked back. My shiny new 8800 GTX was a much better use of that cash.
20 years later and my gaming backlog spans decades. All of which are perfectly playable today.
- Comment on Depluralize 2 months ago:
The Blue Brother
Tremor
Goodfella
One Wedding and a Funeral
Themla
The One Sense
The Mighty Duck
One Dollar Baby
- Comment on What gaming console you owned disappointed you the most and why ? 2 months ago:
IIRC that Tegra X1 chip was launched in 2015 so the Switch launched with an obsolete SoC. It’s surprising to see how much performance they’ve been able to wring out of that old tech for nearly a decade. Color me impressed.
- Comment on What gaming console you owned disappointed you the most and why ? 2 months ago:
The Sega Game Gear. That sucker could drain six AA batteries in about three hours. Do you know how hard it was to find a place to buy AA batteries on Christmas day?
While a rechargeable battery pack fixed that problem, most of the games were garbage compared to the GameBoy. The first party games were the best, but most everything else was ‘meh.’
I never did get that TV tuner add-on either.
- Comment on Father and Son - 29 years later 2 months ago:
As a pilot, this warms my cold dead heart.
- Comment on Android is getting a big AI overhaul in 2026 2 months ago:
Same. This 7a might be my last stock Pixel OS.
I miss when Google was small, fun and gave us what we wanted. I still have my Nexus One somewhere.
Enshitification took over.
- Comment on Sony PS5 sales drop 46%, even before recent price increase 2 months ago:
- Comment on Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser 2 months ago:
Some people best serve this world by leaving it. Burn in hell, Kirk.
