As a married man, more than I would like to. My wife has wonky hormones and she’s only in the mood right after her period. The doctor has me on bi-weekly testosterone shots that I stretch out into 4 weeks because they make me all horned up. It sucks when you can’t get somewhere to take care of that distracting urge.

Working with attractive young women doesn’t help either. Dear God I don’t know what happened. Suddenly I feel like you creepy old dude.

I’m grossing myself out.