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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As opposed to normal objects, the mass of a tennis ball is inversely proportional to its size.

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which scp is this?

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To demonstrate gravitational pull, we have put two objects near each other. Note that only when the amount of hedgehog is increased to 800g is the gravity able to overcome the static friction both objects have due to being on a surface.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the same vein:

    “Practical illustration of deformation caused by gravitational tidal forces between two nearby, massive bodies. (scale greatly exaggerated)”

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• SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration.

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By the 10th iteration it will have surpassed the mass of an average adult human.
    And at the 21st, will be more massive than the largest Blue Whales.

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.

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• bmpvy@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Igel.

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• Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Magical hog is shrinking tennis balls.

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• Davel23@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta grow fast.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Despite repeated trials, the ATP decide that the new organic tennis balls were sadly too difficult to manufacture consistently.

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• yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Should’ve used bananas for scale instead

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• Bananable@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tennis ball, hedgehog for scale.

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• Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  banana tennis ball for scale

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    banana ball?

    If we make that slang for tennis ball then we’re molding the world to suit our memes.

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• Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls!

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Adjust cooking times as appropriate.

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do hedgehogs taste like pork?

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I couldn’t tell you. But I do know they come with free toothpicks!

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as they don’t taste like hedges

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    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Used to have hedgehog flavour crisps.

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who up hedging they hogs?

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• fum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Growing a hog

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• fum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Natural inflation

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• Smeagol666@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Last year I found the book The Rolling Stones by Robert Heinlein, and discovered the origin of Tribbles from Star Trek TOS. My gf was surprised and excited by my discovery, as she’s a bigger Trekkie than I am. They are called “Flat Cats” in the Heinlein book.

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• SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hedgehog for scale

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  New, “hard-core mode” for Tennis just dropped. Just check out how heavy the new regulation balls are. Hedgehog for scale.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hedge weight

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Absolute unit

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kitty!

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