I really want to know what’s special about the Crisco
absolute lifestyle
Submitted 2 months ago by Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You never shot up some cris?
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
spaffel@spaffel.social 2 months ago
I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That’s a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they’re built all along our interstate system!
You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don’t even have to go outside!
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.
That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time
Zenokh@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Crisco?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol, you mean you don’t sip Cris? Nerd.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This explains a lot about the world we live in today
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Crizurp
DrFistington@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
kn33@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m assuming meant to symbolize fried food
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I thought it might be a sex thing
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s for penis butt.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
THANKS!
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CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.