I really want to know what’s special about the Crisco
absolute lifestyle
Submitted 1 month ago by Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You never shot up some cris?
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
spaffel@spaffel.social 1 month ago
I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That’s a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they’re built all along our interstate system!
You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don’t even have to go outside!
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.
That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time
Zenokh@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Crisco?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol, you mean you don’t sip Cris? Nerd.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This explains a lot about the world we live in today
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Crizurp
DrFistington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
kn33@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m assuming meant to symbolize fried food
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I thought it might be a sex thing
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s for penis butt.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
THANKS!
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CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.