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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crisco?

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol, you mean you don’t sip Cris? Nerd.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This explains a lot about the world we live in today

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crizurp

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    • DrFistington@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it

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  • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m assuming meant to symbolize fried food

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it might be a sex thing

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?

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  • not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s for penis butt.

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      THANKS!

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really want to know what’s special about the Crisco

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  • GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You never shot up some cris?

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• not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• spaffel@spaffel.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to

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  • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That’s a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they’re built all along our interstate system!

    You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don’t even have to go outside!

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.

  That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

    Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

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• Zenokh@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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