This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.

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• cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”

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• w3dd1e@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    for the unfamiliar:

    Image

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• NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

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  • LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

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    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just shedding his old skin.

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  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe a corset when on stage?

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    • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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  • SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.

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• aluminium@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Did he shop at the kid’s isle?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    *aisle, fyi.

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• SamboT@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

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  • ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s only one way to find out

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      We’re going to need a bigger bullet.

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  • Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bullet resistant* vest

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think more like s bullet proof corset

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With a completely exposed face?

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not at all camouflaged.

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

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• KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro built like a deep breath.

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lol this is awesome

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Just need a good penetration value.

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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• QuincyPeck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”

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• zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly

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• shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That girdle working overtime

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

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    • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Really hope he has an aneurysm soon

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It does however, make the target easier to hit

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

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  • Beefcyclone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.

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