He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government
Submitted 4 weeks ago by oakey66@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/930dc380-cf1b-4989-ac3d-7e9496727a9f.jpeg
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
w3dd1e@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
pyre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
x4740N@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Came here to say just this.
SamboT@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
There’s only one way to find out
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We’re going to need a bigger bullet.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
klemptor@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
The fuck is happening there? Jesus
SamboT@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bulletproof implants then
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bullet resistant* vest
Evotech@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think more like s bullet proof corset
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 weeks ago
That’s not at all camouflaged.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
With a completely exposed face?
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don’t think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he’s probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it’s enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you’d expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
x4740N@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
KingGordon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bro built like a deep breath.
whostosay@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lol this is awesome
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
martin4598@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
My thought, exactly
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
redlemace@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Too much HGH
rippersnapper@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
oakey66@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
That girdle working overtime
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
He looks like a broiler chicken.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Really hope he has an aneurysm soon
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…
_stranger_@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
Beefcyclone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
😂😂😂😂😂
Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think he’s an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
Madison420@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Using intolerance against the intolerant isn’t intolerant though.
If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it’s morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That is almost the dumbest thing I’ve read on this website today.
You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
There are also people that aren’t so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It does however, make the target easier to hit
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The butt implants were a mistake.
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.
Jollyllama@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What happened to his ozempic bod?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
stevegiblets@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
a lot of things about this picture look fake
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
Chivera@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Behold the master race
NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 weeks ago
Just shedding his old skin.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Maybe a corset when on stage?
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
x4740N@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me
He’s still a fat fucking idiot though
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.