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This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨oakey66@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

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    • LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

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      • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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      • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just shedding his old skin.

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    • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe a corset when on stage?

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      • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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    • SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me

      He’s still a fat fucking idiot though

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

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  • w3dd1e@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      for the unfamiliar:

      Image

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      • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How

        It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

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    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Came here to say just this.

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  • SamboT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

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    • Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

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    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s only one way to find out

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We’re going to need a bigger bullet.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That might be a part of it, but…

      (cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)

      Title

      musk

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      • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The fuck is happening there? Jesus

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      • SamboT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bulletproof implants then

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bullet resistant* vest

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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think more like s bullet proof corset

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not at all camouflaged.

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    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With a completely exposed face?

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    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don’t think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.

      Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he’s probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it’s enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you’d expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro built like a deep breath.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol this is awesome

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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    • martin4598@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thought, exactly

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  • QuincyPeck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”

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  • anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

    All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

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      • redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

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      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

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      • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

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    • pfwood178@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Too much HGH

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    • rippersnapper@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

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    • oakey66@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep

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  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That girdle working overtime

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

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      • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like a broiler chicken.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really hope he has an aneurysm soon

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

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    • Beefcyclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think he’s an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

    Hypocritical much?

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Using intolerance against the intolerant isn’t intolerant though.

      If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it’s morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.

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      • ruplicant@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

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      • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That is almost the dumbest thing I’ve read on this website today.

        You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

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    • parrhesia@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are also people that aren’t so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It does however, make the target easier to hit

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The butt implants were a mistake.

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  • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.

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  • Jollyllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What happened to his ozempic bod?

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  • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

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  • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”

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  • stevegiblets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a lot of things about this picture look fake

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Behold the master race

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