Femcowboy

@Femcowboy@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burning Up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The joke

  Your head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian Athlete Caught Using Performance Enhancer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you’ll have a ton of energy while lifting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wisdom of Great People⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn’t he wrestle them son’s of bitches?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean honestly source? Free lean protein which I can acquire while circumventing price gouging and greedflation doesn’t seem like that bad of an idea. Maybe toast them bitches in the air fryer and put em on a sammich. Make a CLT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blast me off, fam⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If only a quart of vodka actually did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turtles⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turtle saving is a hobby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microplastic overdose⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Markedly. The stuff wrapped in plastic is like play dough in comparison to getting it in a block or sliced from the deli counter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No dude has ever said “she’d look hotter if her lips and cheeks were redder,” either but ya’ll would cry if we stopped wearing lipstick and blush. Quit your bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This site is becoming the same kind of mysognistic reddit was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Frugal is a good character trait…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're monsters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I a sapienbrained humancel. You got me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're monsters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs? We have a limitless supply, go nuts scientists. Chimps eh let’s say less than 30, the lower the amount of chimps that die the better but at the end of the day, traumatic experiences vastly reduce quality of life for people, so if chimps gotta die, they gotta die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're monsters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Call me Hitler but it’s only a snail. If this can erase my dad strangling me or watching someone shoot themself from my brain IDC how many invertebrates die for it.