…but first you must create the universe
The Wisdom of Great People
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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expatriado@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Yes, that’s what the drugs are for.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Was Carl Sagan a stoner? Or do I just not know what “baked” means?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
www.theguardian.com/science/…/spaceexploration
He was “prolific.”
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sagan also wrote that pot enhanced his experience of food, particularly potatoes, as well as music and sex.
I believe the kids today call this “based AF.”
i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
He loved baked beans, maybe?
xilliah@beehaw.org 10 months ago
It isn’t meant literally. It just means he comes off as mildly baked. I also have mildly baked syndrome and people constantly ask me for drugs, even though I barely touch coffee.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was thinking the other day that Bob Vila should be in this pantheon, too
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Norm Abraham too, his safety speil is etched into my brain
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Be kind to your tools? Or to old houses?
I live by both of these, and it has worked out well for me!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
How did this ppl (or others like them) not spontaneously become some default universal role models and some sort of standard we judge ourselves, others, and humanity as a whole is beyond me.
Even from a completely selfish pov each of us would want at least the majority of other people to be like them. That’s how you get (ever) nice(er) things.I mean, I know the answer why that’s not the case (they can’t be monetised as efficiently as “starts”), but still.
OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 10 months ago
androogee@midwest.social 10 months ago
I was gonna be like, “remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?”
But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I’ll just
🙍🧑🦳💀🪦
Femcowboy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn’t he wrestle them son’s of bitches?
Emmie@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ikr? He had a beef with every crocodile he could laid his hands on.
They were on a walk with tv crew when Steve saw a crocodile, yelled „that motherfucker” ran to it and put it in chokehold until crew managed to separate them.dumbass@leminal.space 10 months ago
Everyone thinks Australia zoo was for the preservation of animals, when it was really Steve’s own personal fight club.
I worked there in the 90s and the amount of time I had to physically pull him off of animals throughout the day was ridiculous, I kept telling him, Steve its a fucking emu… It isn’t trying to steal your wife mate!
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought this was weed memes for a second
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 10 months ago
Some men just want to watch the world learn.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Billions and billions of THC molecules, winding their way within veins, passing through the violent pumping whirlpool of the heart, then thrust out with great force via the arteries and capillaries of the circulatory system, carried by red blood cells, pushed upwards against the force of gravity, towards their final destination in the cerebral cortex, where they take one final step through the blood/brain threshold and into the roiling soupstuff of consciousness…
modifier@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It’s soothing to read it in his voice.
spirinolas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m terrible at impersonations. Suddenly Carl Sagan’s voice is coming out of my mouth.
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and Billions, and … Uhhhh… …Billions. Duuuude