Canadian Athlete Caught Using Performance Enhancer

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bench me muscle mommy!

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See, some people get it

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A functional build like this is totally hot.

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s always one a lot

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• AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maple syrup?

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s just maple syrup.

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  • goblin@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the joke.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By Canada’s national broadcaster, no less!

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  C’mon Canadian. You’re losing to the American, it’s embarrassing.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you have a maple syrup cartel? Quebec does.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait are they actually drinking maple syrup wouldn’t that give you a cramp or something?

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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just sugar bro, like eating a pack of gummy bears. Still bad for you, but wouldn’t hurt you.

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    • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also not actually bad if you actually use the calories immediately, like an Olympic athlete likely will.

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  • Femcowboy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you’ll have a ton of energy while lifting.

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That makes more sense. For some reason I imagined her just drinking a large bag of pure maple syrup like it was a bottle of water

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  crack one of those giant cans

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• Eranziel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Which athlete / event was this?

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