Until you realize that a PDF is literally just a format based around a standard set of instructions used to print documents.
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TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It stands for Print Da File.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Print Deeznuts Fuckyou
ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Potable Document Format. Retains formatting and safe to consume.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Next time someone asks me what PDF stands for, this is what I will tell them
(I’m reflecting on how many times I’ve been asked what PDF stands for, because my comment would suggest it is a thing that happens often.
Doofensmirtz_meme.jpeg: “if I had a nickel for every time someone asked me what PDF stood for, I’d have two nickels. — which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice”
I think I’m just most people’s token techy friend. Or more specifically, I’m the techy friend who also knows loads of random shit and really enjoys answering random questions)
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Yeah, if you print to a printer what you’re most often doing is saving it as an Adobe PostScript file and sending that to the printer. PDF is similar, just with extra bells and whistles.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It was like that back in the eighties, until the manufacturers decided to save on the chips by moving functionality into the drivers. Which was basically the start of everyone’s problems with printers.
Hawke@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Im not so sure. I bet more than half of the drivers out there produce PCL output, and there are a lot of printers that use other languages too like ZPL and a myriad of others.
Limerance@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Apple‘s AirPrint standard for wireless printing is pretty much sending a PDF over IPP.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
To be fair, they added stuff to it, like selectable text on a scanned page.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Right, as another user said, it’s similar to postscript but with bells and whistles.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
“Print to file” to create a PDF, but it’s Microsoft’s stupid alternative format. Can’t even remember its name, nobody used it.
NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Fucking xps format. Like almost everything Microslop had touched, it can burn in software hell
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Agreed! I remember back in the day when they first created the docx format. Such bloated garbage. I think an empty file was like 100-200 KB. And PowerPoint files are unreasonably huge too
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
The best part is Word for example now by default just outputs a PDF file if you tell it to export an XPS file, which gets extra funny if you have a licensed version of Acrobat installed because Acrobat installs an extension to also export as a PDF except it works worse!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
exports are subject to tariffs, only religious people can be saved. So printing is the secular, free trade choice.
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, it’s just common sense.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Printing, for the rest of us!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Similarly, Android has distinct “share” and “open with” menus but I mostly use the former as the latter.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Laughing in LaTeX
JustAPenguin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Laughing harder in Typst
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Typst is great stuff
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Really want to migrate, but LyX is too good to give up…
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I think it’s worse that it’s quicker to take a screenshot of an image online than going through the trouble of saving it.
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
What a great shitpost. Fueled a strong comment section. Well done!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Boomers made me hate PDF filea
bunchberry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the world is run by PDF files
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the people who can’t open them
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Having worked at a bank, everything is PDF files. All the billions of dollars in loans, assets, and accounts etc. it’s all PDF files of agreements and terms. The entire finance industry would be heavily destabilized if the industry somehow rug pulled them on PDFs
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Adobe made me hate pdf files.
Spezi@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Most boomers I known would happily send you a docx to sign digitally. So I have to open word to save their crap to PDF to open it in Acrobat to sign it and send it back. They probably wouldnt even notice if I changed the terms in the meantime.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you used to love pdf files?
stoly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that a JE reference?
portuga@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can think of several ways I can print a word file to pdf. In the rare occasions I might need a pdf to share. But what I mean is pdf sucks and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet
unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It’s a fine format for what it’s intended for, exact preservation of content, format, and layout. Once you start looking at a the immutable archivist/distribution format and start thinking to yourself “I’d rather like to edit that” Than you’ve messed up.
BanMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who remembers printing to a Postscript file and then running that through Acrobat to get a PDF? Back in the 90s when PDFs had to be explained.
sheridan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I discovered on Macs, you can unlock a “protected” PDF this way. Just open the PDF in Safari, File > Print > Save as PDF. It outputs a PDF that’s identical, except it’s unlocked (it doesn’t get converted to a bunch of raster images).
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure that works on all OSes.
Pdf24 let’s you just mass import pdfs and unlock them without destroying things like bookmarks and the text. I’m sure there’s other similar options.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
One time nothing really worked I used a pikepdf python lib. Open file -> Guess pass -> Resave. I was surprised it’s that simple.
AA5B@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or alternatively, why don’t we run with that approach? So many things would benefit from “save to text”. A bit farther afield but why not save to image, save to html, etc.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
We should. It’s a good abstractions for document conversion.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tech muggle here.
Could we just get rid of PDFs and switch to word docs and spread sheets instead? I know this will likely cause a slurry of consequences, especially in professional circles, but have you considered: fuck it.?
K thx bye.
mghackerlady@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
No please, microsoft already has a monopoly I’d much rather the standard be open
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Open Office? Libre Office?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
That’s sort of like saying “I’m overheating because my apartment is 32ᵒC, let’s turn on the heating and see how we feel once it’s 45ᵒC”
GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Those have different purposes. Word/Excel documents are meant to be editable so that anybody who opens the file is able to add to it, etc. A PDF is effectively the opposite. A PDF is generally meant to be an immutable document that looks the same in any program that you use to open the file.
BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
What if I don’t want to spend several hundred dollars per year to use a proprietary program that doesn’t run on my computer just to look at some documents?
alternategait@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Excel sheets are rarely accessible to screen readers. Word documents are pretty good, but tedious if you’re just trying to like read something. PDF has the best accessibility support around (except HTML, but thats a whole other can of worms).
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Can we just create a standard that is content-centric and not representation-centric? We have screenshots nowadays for that.
Lighweight Markups are a good start. Pack it in a zip to carry media and good.
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Writing that PDF into an USB device or into a new file are basically the same thing…
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
What? I just click export.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Sometimes people have things saved to Google drive with the setting to save disabled but allow printing. Which means you can just print to pdf. Only case where I can think of where printing to PDF is the easiest option.
AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Lol …accurate
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
You’re not lying. You are printing it as a PDF. Your electronic buddy doesn’t see a difference.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Beyond that, also, what’s so hard about clicking on “Export As… > PDF” which is literally in the file menu on LibreOffice at the very least. I don’t know about MS Office, but I would assume it’s the same.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It can produce different results than print to pdf unfortunately
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m going to assume you’re on the younger side. That’s a relatively recent thing. For many many years we had to install PDF printers.
Also the PDF printer is generic, but the export has to implemented for each application individually.
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, but we’re not just talking about Office. What about browsers, document viewers, etc.
unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
oop probably meant from websites
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Kids today don’t realize how much “printing” to files your computer does.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Just tell them it’s like the Share button on their phone.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Heh, we were doing some cosigner banking and I asks my one adult kid to send me the bank documents needed (they were pdf files on their computer). They sent me low res screen shots. Lol
rainwall@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This is as much linguistic tomfoolery for humans as it is a con for computers.
I dont know the history, but the most likely case is some microsoft engineer implemented the “print as pdf” option to get around an adobe restriction in the far past, and now we have this weird convention where you “print” to only 1 filetype to “save” it.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone else pointed out that printing to pdf was a universal solution no matter the program. Instead of each program having to make their own export option.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Postscript (not the P in PDF, even though I think it should have been) is how Portable Document Format is made.
PostScript’s original purpose was for formatting documents to print with laser printers, but to also interpret font hinting and display features for lower resolution printing. But it required printers to process them before rasterization.
It was so good at this that it made sense to also use it for the much lower resolution of computer screens once computers were powerful enough to do the rasterization themselves. Hence the PDF replacing most .PS (PostScript) files, unless you were a graphic design student in the late 90s.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh boy, here i go learning again
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
When you are saving it as a .txt file, you are printing it as a .txt file, the computer sees no difference.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Not how printing as pdf works but I appreciate the effort
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I haven’t looked at the printer driver interface on various different operating systens, but I imagine programmatically you don’t write ACSII text directly to it, the way you would with file io calls. Though on Linux you have “lpr” where you can pipe text directly to the command. It’s possible a printer could natively support this, but clearly it would be a different interface to render anything more complex than ascii text.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Err you are handing the file off to a pdf converter programm that acts like a print driver. So yes you are lying to your text programm
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
pdf is a container format for code parsed by printers. there are no lies, just a virtual printer.