frustrated_phagocytosis

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I decided he should melt. I don't know why⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It's a witch, of course it melts. Why do you think it avoided drizzle during WWII memorial events?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will let users booted for 'repeated violations' of COVID, elections policies 'rejoin'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then, is it cool to publish direct lies about red state elections? How about recommending rat poison for measles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents outraged as Meta [Facebook] uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they not familiar with how Facebook started? This is not surprising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Kentucky church is urging its members to remove books from the Shelby Public Library by checking them out and never returning them⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Library: these books are so popular, better order more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The staff should refuse to contribute. Tell them no on religious grounds on account of chopping journalists into pieces being a big no-no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chairman Comer Invites CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to Testify on Radicalization of Online Forum Users - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right answer: LOL get fucked
  Predicted answer: We will do all the censoring you ask for and turn over all the records for users without even being asked, ensuring maximum impact to users who have nothing to do with this while gun-toting assholes continue to shoot up schools unabated because this is America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Green MP spots banned cluster bombs at London arms fair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does an arms fair even exist? Some psycho oligarch shit happening out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Within a single generation. My grandfather showed up here at 11 from Romania. Never became a US citizen. His son, my father, is a rabid anti-immigrant racist Fox News fan boy. It's disgusting. Ironically my mother's great-great grandmother lost her birthright citizenship by marrying a Finnish immigrant before the 14th amendment existed and had to reapply for her own citizenship along with her husband because women's status was tied to the male head of household at the time, and now he rants about how birthright citizenship is wrong, despite being the exact person who benefits from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those black women dating other races is part of what they're mad about. They don't want white men having babies with black women. It's offensive to them somehow, for reasons they won't ever admit but they'll get angry if you call them racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I believe yokels will pop off at linemen on their property but who gives away free fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the actual point of a bra?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrible!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have ruined many dinners by talking about digging organs out of dead animals and people, for science