That all seems very, very strange.
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.
This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties
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MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 months ago
Darkscryber@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The couch will be very popular, for sure!
SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 9 months ago
Fun fact: In shipping, a person ‘dating’ an object is called a cargo ship.
Malgas@beehaw.org 9 months ago
“Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never…love…objects.”
—James Franco
“There’s nothing going on with the ottoman! That’s a business relationship!”
—ibid
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Back in my day if you had a vacuum cleaner kink, you kept it to your damn self!
Seriously though, these games aren’t for me but I’m glad that people can enjoy them.
AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
FINALLY I CAN PLOW MY WATER HEATER
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 9 months ago
Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Obviously I am gonna date and sleep with my bed.
otp@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
What the heck are “fitties”? I googled it, and after the sponsored ads for supplements, this article itself came up.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Some play on the word ‘hotties’ I guess? Maybe all the household objects are particularly ‘fit’? Seems weird to me too instead of using hotties.
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
maybe they’re British, it’s pretty common over there to say “he’s fit” when calling someone attractive.