the process has a great name: Kleptoplasty
I just đ them and think they're neat.
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cypherpunks@lemmy.ml â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Are fan shirts available?
django@discuss.tchncs.de â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
A disorder Iâd like to develop.
jimmux@programming.dev â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I recently saw a vid about these things. Another interesting thing they can do is voluntary decapitation. The head can survive and grow new organs, possibly because photosynthesis gives them the energy to keep going and growing.
django@discuss.tchncs.de â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I should steal some chloroplasts.
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
We might have seen the same video đ
adhocfungus@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Was it from the [youtu.be/Jm7nZMHX2Cs](Octopus Lady)? Sheâs always great.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
And yet when I give myself auto-brewery syndrome to keep myself permanently drunk people insist I have some kind of âserious medical problemâ.
ameancow@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
You can live in a symbiotic relationship with your companyâs break-room policy, but you canât become a host for workers of your own. Itâs really unfair.
mayorchid@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âStealingâ? Am I âstealingâ fat from the food I eat? Since when is retaining some components of what you consume equivalent to theft?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I assume chloroplast is much more complex than fat and we do actually have fat within our body, while the slug doesnât naturally grow chloroplast.
Windex007@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Am I stealing chloroplasts when I eat a salad?
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
It uses the chloroplast as the algae uses them. It doesnât really it them it uses them to photosynthesize. If you took the wing off the chicken and used it to fly you could say that was stealing its wing
ameancow@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Am I âstealingâ fat from the food I eat?
Yes you are and you need to be stopped.
mayorchid@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for you mean cows
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâd say, yes, you are literally consuming your food to take anything of value that your body can extract from it, often at the cost of everything for the thing youâre eating (but definitely at the cost of the parts you eat). Like Iâm a bit baffled as to how you can consider it not a form of theft. Hell, Iâd even argue it is the purest form of theft there is and quite likely the original theft that only scavengers, photosynthesizers, and other life forms that survive on non-biological sources of energy arenât thieves in that manner.
ch00f@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I think the creators of Bioshock were correct to base the plot on seaslugs.
Klear@quokk.au â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Especially Ayn Rand.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Fucking got her
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
This is a pokemon if Iâve ever seen one
BigDiction@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Water/Grass is pretty good defensive typing as well.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
IvyTortle
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I was wondering why we didnât see any photosynthesizimg animals
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Bees (and relatives) do it too. If you need to deal with a wasp nest or something like that, do it at night and their defense will be much less enthusiastic.
When I last dealt with some, knocking down the (small) nests would have a guard harass me until I moved about 10m away from the nest during the day. At night, it would just buzz me a bit before settling back down to rest without me even moving.
Note that Iâm not saying itâs safe to harass a nest/hive at night, just safer than doing it during the day. The ones I dealt with were small enough that I only ever saw a single guard plus one worker, and even during the day, sometimes Iâd just fight the one guard instead of running, since itâs hard for a single wasp to sting you if you can track it decently and manage any fear. Trying to deal with a large nest could still be fatal at night.
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâll add to this, sufficient artificial light will wake them up too. So donât point a big light at it in preparation for taking them out, because theyâll take you out
stringere@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Enceladus@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Is this the next Stelaris DLC?
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Next? Plantoids have been a thing for ages. And yea you can even be photosynthetic, makes your pops consume less food for more energy
imgcat@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âstealingâ?! Who wrote this garbage?
janus2@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Tiger666@lemmy.ca â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
So satisfactory is real life?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
this is sorta like how coral does it, and rare instance of jellyfish doing it too.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Cmiiw donât corals keep the algae alive instead of just keeping the chloroplast?
toynbee@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Much like potatoes!
Ildsaye@hexbear.net â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I wish I was one kitty-birthday-sad
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I see these little guys in the mangrove swamps down in Florida. Very quick
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Just today watched a video about these little buggers :) youtu.be/IH_uv4h2xYM
SourGumGum@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
So cute!
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Reminds me of the slugs from Satisfactory
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
That is really cool!
Also chlorotica does not mean what I thought it did
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Itâs not Plants vs Zombies fanfic?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
It can also be that