Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’ll always be third to a horse girl after the horse and her daddy’s money.

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  • INeedANewUserName@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Horse then Dog…. then maybe you can hope for third if you are useful that day…

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey now, some of them earned their own way.

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      These are old

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• BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is missing a lot of points in both categories

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I forget where, but I heard somewhere “the average horse girl’s ass looks like two bowling balls in a plastic shopping bag”

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m trying to picture this. However all I can imagine is their ass skin being torn to shreds as two chunks of solid ass meat bang loudly on the floor.

    Not sure that is exactly what this means.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, you got it

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  Hay or Nay?

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this what bronies want?

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t want to know what bronies want.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That horse has two front-facing eyes. If you see it, run. It is a predator.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey, Doctorow, I found the reverse centaur you were going on about

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  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TIHI

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Siigh, umamusume live action? No no, this is MY bad for not expecting it, should’ve seen it MILES coming… 🫩

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  • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    an apple a day

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apple a day. I thought of this.

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Live action Bojack Horseman is coming along nicely

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  • Leather@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was about “forced” pony play. 🤷‍♂️

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• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve been with one horse girl. Sheeeee was kinda insane, looking back on it.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They usually are, even more so the wealthy ones.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Free oats!? Sign me up!

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "Can you ever really OWN a horse? :) "

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  https://youtube.com/shorts/WhIzdU5Om3E?si=CqOvPkyL65KmvCGQ

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• jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  no. that’s a cohorse girl.

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ? why am i getting shot? i am not a horse!

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• mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i like riding horses though

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