arctanthrope
@arctanthrope@lemmy.world
- Comment on upgrades 22 hours ago:
like a sports commentator desk
- Comment on long live the queen 1 week ago:
it’s not “I’m chaff,” it’s “I’m chuffed”
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 1 week ago:
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
- Comment on Rare, slightly used 1 week ago:
it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater
- Comment on It is the "devil's brew" burn her 2 weeks ago:
you’ve got a neat trick up your sleeve if they try to burn you though
- Comment on Dammit! 2 weeks ago:
trust me, it’s even worse from the other side. my last job was in industrial production, and I only took it because I knew there would be an opening in their quality department in about a year, and I could get a leg up by learning about all the processes and such. so over the next year I work up to the second-highest position in the production department. the quality position finally opens up, I apply for it, all of the non-management peons in both production and quality departments agree I’d be the best bet out of all the internal applicants. after two interviews they tell me they’re going to look for an external candidate; they said I had everything they were looking for, but a lack of “project ownership experience.” whose fault is that? this was the second job I’d ever had, and the first laid me off after only a few months during covid; if you want me to have experience you have to give me the opportunity. anyway they hired some other guy, and I kept working in production. a year later the other guy was still coming to me at least weekly to ask really basic questions about production procedures. I quit not long after that
- Comment on How do you pronounce 'Niche'? 2 weeks ago:
quicky
- Comment on Gotteen 3 weeks ago:
“stroking your cock with a folded up pancake” are you trying to hit a word count or something? just call it “flapjacking” like everyone else
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 3 weeks ago:
a lot of people assuming that the implied message of the meme is “Charlie Brown should stop trying to kick the ball” instead of “Lucy should stop pulling the ball away”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
what does that have to do with whether Biden really tweeted this
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I was under the impression that that’s the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy
- Comment on nigri irl 1 month ago:
these things kinda freak me out tbh. they’re all pink and cute and fluffy until you get to the enormous murder claws
- Comment on Teenis 1 month ago:
wiener is the correct spelling, it comes from the German Wiener meaning Viennese, i.e. from Vienna, indicating a specific type of sausage originating in that city
- Comment on You read it in his voice. 1 month ago:
Boomhauer actually did guest vocals on those first couple verses of Rosetta Stoned
- Comment on America 1 month ago:
I’ve been thinking for a while about getting a slow watch, a 24-hour watch that only has an hour hand
- Comment on America 1 month ago:
the standard time that almost everyone uses is metric, i.e. is part of the metric system, its units are SI units. there was a system of decimal time, if that’s what you mean, developed in France during the revolution, where a day is 10 hours, each 100 minutes, each 100 seconds
so a decimal hour is 2.4 standard hours
a decimal minute is 1.44 standard minutes
a decimal second is 0.864 standard seconds - Comment on Full circle. 1 month ago:
then where should we live, Ben? fucking Atlantis?!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
base 37
- Comment on You probably want to see this too, doncha, ya freaks? 1 month ago:
would it be too generous to posit that this may not be what most others seem to be thinking, but instead a “it is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed” situation
- Comment on Me Irl 2 months ago:
where I live it’s gone from freezing, up to 70°F, back down to freezing four times, and heading for a fifth, in the last five or six weeks. I’m getting sick of it. warm up or don’t
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
that’s what we call ketchup
- Comment on hey there, hot stuff 2 months ago:
I know I know this, but I can’t quite place it. it’s a Rush song, right?
- Comment on I've had enough shimmying along ledges and squeezing through cracks sideways to last me a lifetime 2 months ago:
what pissed me off about Jedi fallen order was when they would put in an elevator to hide a loading screen, and then when you got to the end it would still stutter for a couple seconds to finish loading. don’t make the elevator a real fixed distance dumbass, just make it a looping animation that continues arbitrarily until the loading is completely done
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 2 months ago:
you know what they say, “there’s someone for everyone”
- Comment on The difference is real 2 months ago:
do you think he realizes he’s written his own eulogy
- Comment on No but seriously 2 months ago:
fun fact Transylvania literally means “the place on the other side of the forest” in Latin
- Comment on Happy 3.14 Day 2 months ago:
I’ve somehow never seen anyone mention that π day is also Einstein’s birthday, I only found out recently when I went to look for something else on his Wikipedia page
- Comment on i guess lunar eclipse got an update too.. 2 months ago:
took me a second to realize it wasn’t a weird old-timey sea plane
- Comment on Anon beats his meat 2 months ago:
you can tell they’re not actually British because in Britain people who have “willies” do not have “fannies”
- Comment on Are achievements still relevant in 2026—especially when mods disable them? 2 months ago:
I’d love to have them go away if only to stop people from leaving reviews that say “easy achievements, quick way to get 1000 gamerscore.” I can’t imagine the type of person who bases their motivation to play games on that