choose your warrior
meal
Submitted 1 month ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.
lukaro@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The idea is to play a game. Not happening after a full bottle of robitussin.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
dino juice, nice
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, I’m rolling around at the speed of sound.
DrCake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
they kinda did in 2012
cm0002@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Smiling friends is hilarious
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
miked@piefed.social 1 month ago
they are!
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Allen just wanted paperclips.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 month ago
Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unless it’s a Vegan’s ass
simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Burnout world takedown was my jam
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
DonGirses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!
cm0002@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Diet soda?
I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
You got soda in my vodka!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Is that a liter of soda?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Litre.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t partake myself, but as I understand it doesn’t weed give you the munchies?
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It also makes healthy shit taste better.
You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you’ll be fine either way.
paultimate14@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
tino_408@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How dare you leak my diet 🤬
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Dont forget the fried food
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Is that a bag of Kale and yogurt?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I mean I’ll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah. But (legally) dinner was ~$51 vs I think $150 for “medicinal” Marijuana.
backstory
I only called one service once, back in 2022 I think. Doctor sounded so bored. Prescribing marijuana over the phone for the weakest claims. 🎼 Australians let us all rejoice. For we are one and FREE (Am so tempteted to remind my students that the FREE part means they should be able to access social media as well, but I’m 90% sure they already found a work around over the christmas break)
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
paultimate14@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humulene, terpene found in some weed strains (and also other plants like hops and ginger), has some evidence of being an appetite suppressant.
When I first went through the process of getting my medical card, I was required to have a consultation with the pharmacist and she recommended strains with that if I have a problem with the munchies. Personally, I really like to get high and eat so I’ve mostly avoided those strains, so I cannot attest to the effectiveness of this myself.