choose your warrior
meal
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.
lukaro@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The idea is to play a game. Not happening after a full bottle of robitussin.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
dino juice, nice
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, I’m rolling around at the speed of sound.
DrCake@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
they kinda did in 2012
cm0002@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Smiling friends is hilarious
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
miked@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
they are!
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Allen just wanted paperclips.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 weeks ago
Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unless it’s a Vegan’s ass
simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Burnout world takedown was my jam
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
DonGirses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!
cm0002@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Diet soda?
I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
You got soda in my vodka!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Is that a liter of soda?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Litre.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t partake myself, but as I understand it doesn’t weed give you the munchies?
Delphia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It also makes healthy shit taste better.
You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you’ll be fine either way.
paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
tino_408@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How dare you leak my diet 🤬
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Dont forget the fried food
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Is that a bag of Kale and yogurt?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I mean I’ll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah. But (legally) dinner was ~$51 vs I think $150 for “medicinal” Marijuana.
backstory
I only called one service once, back in 2022 I think. Doctor sounded so bored. Prescribing marijuana over the phone for the weakest claims. 🎼 Australians let us all rejoice. For we are one and FREE (Am so tempteted to remind my students that the FREE part means they should be able to access social media as well, but I’m 90% sure they already found a work around over the christmas break)
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Humulene, terpene found in some weed strains (and also other plants like hops and ginger), has some evidence of being an appetite suppressant.
When I first went through the process of getting my medical card, I was required to have a consultation with the pharmacist and she recommended strains with that if I have a problem with the munchies. Personally, I really like to get high and eat so I’ve mostly avoided those strains, so I cannot attest to the effectiveness of this myself.