Smile and grit your teeth.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I’d wake up with wounds from the baby

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    most effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  related to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎

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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How about you let people look however they like without being so obnoxiously judgmental about it?

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not like this.

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Naah. Nah. Nu-uh. That woman’s getting put down. I’m not letting nightmare ass Freddy Krueger claws near me.

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• Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My only question for people with these nails is: how do you wipe?

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bidet?

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I taught all my cats to need without claws by taping on their paws whenever their nails would come out. Worked like a charm.

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve always heard the phrase as “kneading biscuits.” Muffins are made by stirring/folding in ingredients.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Which gender is this again?

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  • Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nail

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