LazyOldPervert

@LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in the Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waste-not|Want-not⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even better, using it to wipe the crud from your eyes because you just woke up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello my urine angels. 😇⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk what she’s complaining about, he even added a garnish of pepper on the mac for her.

  This dude is a regular goddamn bonby flay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happier to use spices on tofu, beans, soy curls, and even sometimes the dreaded processed plant-based mock-meats (when they go on sale).⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only meat I like to eat pure is the flesh of my enemies.

  I have no need to savor the taste of my superiority over a cow or turkey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[The Matrix (movie, 1999)] What does agent Brown's line mean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is 100% it.

  It’s the buildup to smiths moment of unleashed rage when he starts unloading the desert eagle at Morpheus as he runs to the helicopter and escapes.

  Before this he was calm because he was in control.

  Afterwards he loses that control along with his composure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pressing question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you stick him up the ass of your enemies?

  Because yeah, that’s probably not great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨now you're worth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about erotic old man yaoi body horror?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly I’m talking about the Sims

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You kinda undercut your point when you say that the most famous video game of all time was released aover a decade before it actually was. . .