I always read the 1 star reviews, and usually nothing else. If they are all dumb shit like “Mine never arrived!” Or “It broke the first time I threw it at the wall” then I know it’s probably fine
Good ole reviews
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Gonzako@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve been delivering through my province and collecting roadside diners to visit on days off. The last restaurant I checked the one star reviews and the first one said the “coleslaw was boring”. There was also a three star review that said it was closed so they couldn’t eat there… what?
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yesterday I saw a 1 star review of a store of someone complaining that they were charging 5 cents for paper bags and that they would buy from Amazon from now on. That was the only complaint, 1 star. The dude was a local guide even. I insta blocked his google account, embarrassing.
ragas@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Or: ★ I tried to use this knife as a fork and it didn’t work.
Or some other dumb shit where you wonder how that person is even able to live.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The amount of times i do this, usually the 1* reviews are all “this replacement part didnt fit my [machine]” or something similar. Usually its just the end user admitting they ordered the wrong thing, and cant take acknowledge theyre the ones who made a mistake
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
I recently took family to a beach vacation, and I looked up reviews for the beach and read the 1-stars. One of them was a 1- star review because, reason given, the beach was cold. That reason for a one-star is worth at least ten five-star reviews.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Absolutely. Sometimes the two and three stars are useful, people tend to write more nuanced reviews about what went wrong or other issues with whatever is being reviewed. You might also find someone who has taken the time to find a fix if there is one, or suggest a possible alternative product that does the job. One stars are usually “this (thing) sucks because (reasons) and I’d give it negative stars if I could!”
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Until you see the product was swapped 1k reviews ago.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
HDMI cable 3m 2.0 2.1 2.2 4k 8k for PS5, Xbox X S, Switch, PC, BluRay, DVD, HDR, Dolby Vision
4.7 stars (4,371 reviews).
1st review: looks great on our Christmas tree, just what we needed.
Casuls_Die_Thrice@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It’s all about consistency.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Universal language.
pipi1234@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are paid reviews in google maps!!!
I had an instance where I contracted a company with 4.9 (120) and received the worst service and quality possible.
I couldn’t believe it was just my bad luck so I went back to the reviews and took a deeper look.
Most reviews were fake.
1 week old reviewers with ~3 reviews all 5 stars and extremely eloquent about how great everything was.
You cannot trust google maps for reviews.
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Restaurant opened up in town, we went in the first week, service was horrible, like unbelievably so, and not just to me. It’s a long story.
I get it, new business has growing pains. But it was bad enough I needed to leave a bad review. My plan was to update it if/when we came back and it was better. Or if the business commented on it apologizing for the way we were treated.
Instead, I watched that place get like 30 5 star reviews in an hour flat. And I don’t mean several good reviews, with a mix of stars and praise. I mean 30 solid 5 stars, with ALL the subcategories lit up with solid 5 stars as well, and glowing, wordy reviews.
No way. Absolutely no way could that be the case. I talked to other friends who went on different days, they had better experiences than me, but they all had different issues, nobody was giving a glowing review. One other buddy also got snubbed the same way I did and left a 1 star as well.
Funny thing? All the one star reviews had hearts on them, almost like people were trying to boost them up in the sea of 5 star reviews.
It was the craziest thing I’d ever seen. That company saw the 1 stars rolling in, and instead of replying to them, or training their staff, they just… Bought reviews, to keep their ratio high and weather the storm.
Just insane.
pipi1234@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gosh, you mentioned something I forgot. The speed!
This business received 20 reviews in a matter of days.
Might not sound strange but considered its a construcción contractor, well… Its at least suspicious.
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Dat n value
lietuva@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i love how Japanese rate on a whole diffrenet scale. Usually in Europe 4.2 is ok, 4.7 is very good. Less than 4 avoid. In Japan 3.8 is like 5.0 lol :D. And the reviews are something like: “the food was exceptionally good, reasonably priced, but couldnt find the parking spot 3.0/5.0”
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Scroll down, check the 3 star reviews and the 1 star reviews. Ignore the offtopic ones about delivery. Check the dates to see if recent.
graphito@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Unsolicited foss update: CoMaps just integrated mangrove reviews into the app. Time to review your fav places 😏
ragas@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Until you see “5 to 10 reviews removed because of diffamation.”
pipi1234@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That is most revealing!
How do you check that?
ragas@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Click on viewing all reviews. It is then shown right at the top.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
5 (5511) is even more suspect than 5 (3).
MrShankles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sort by 3 star reviews, then check out the 2’s and 4’s if needed
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This my moment. I have been waiting for this for so long.
Actually, a rating of 5 means all the reviews are 5 stars. Any other rating would drop it below 5.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I sort by recent and usually find the realistic reviews