Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.
I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
Ahead of her time
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rafoix@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Tyoed out the number but shortened the units.
regdog@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Don’t shove numbers up your cock.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
I have the square root of negative one up my butt
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
There were plenty of articles claiming similar for her dogshit. Where’s the peer reviewed studies?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 hours ago
You think news headlines are concerned with shit like evidence?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 hours ago
I mean, they really should be. Imagine how much better everything were if news outlets could be hold responsible for spreading lies.
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Of course not. Just pointing out that it’s probably bullshit just like previous similar claims. The exact thing its making fun of.
stray@pawb.social 3 hours ago
The article doesn’t seem to be selling any particular technology, but rather sharing information on the fact that the research is currently in progress.
The concept of identifying risk factors via blood sample has always been a good one. I’m not a scientist or medical professional, so I just assume the reason we’re not sequencing everyone’s genome is that it’s not currently a good use of medical resources. I can’t recall the name of this woman or her product, but my recollection is that she was claiming something currently impossible, not theoretically impossible.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
Her thing was supposed to work basically instantly, in a small box without a lab.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 hours ago
They don’t name the exact study but this research is related: www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-52310-9
stray@pawb.social 3 hours ago
I think the study they reference is the UK Biobank itself, which is ongoing.
regedit@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 51 minutes ago
Can it detect puberty 10 years early too?
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 4 hours ago
"Could" is doing about as much lifting in this article as Atlas lifting the world.
I'm holding my reservations until something actually comes along
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
What is so uncanny about her hair? It’s like a wig, but dry and damaged.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The uncanny, isnt limited to her wig. She looks like a Simpsons character made a wish on a Zoltar machine to be real person.
bryndos@fedia.io 5 hours ago
I "could" get out of bed and get to work early.
falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Another scam?
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
What’s Fem!Jobs doing these days?
kingofras@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
She’s going to be pardoned by the foreign asset dictator and replace RFK jr after his brain worm is finished eating. I think her lawyers put in the pardon request a few weeks ago.
Dojan@pawb.social 3 hours ago
Given that her crime is essentially scamming rich people, I don’t think so. Rich people get special treatment after all.
huppakee@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Prison time last i heard, but not sure tbh
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Free labour in a bright orange jumpsuit I believe.
baggins@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Minimum security camp chilling with her hubby
gray@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Genetic testing often requires very little blood, other tests may require much more
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 hours ago
This research is specifically NOT about genetic testing. It’s about molecular profiles.
stray@pawb.social 1 hour ago
Molecular profiling includes genetic testing.
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
What they aren’t saying is that you need a mass spectrometer to be able to analyse the pinprick of blood.