I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay
Stretching
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
Meron35@lemmy.world 10 months ago
admin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What the fuck did I just read?
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The abstract for OP’s PHD thesis.
voracitude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Art.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.
luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.
psmgx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuckin QED, mate
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
hells yes think she could
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I should call her
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I should ask her how it’s hanging
henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I know I couldn’t do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Yes.
Step 1: Host an instance
Step 2: Delete a post
henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I like Lemmy better already.
gregor@gregtech.eu 10 months ago
Hehehehe I can do that
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
More importantly:
The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 10 months ago
you shouldnt ask questions you already know the answer to
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
To whoever labeled this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if “clit” and “dick” (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Doing the Lord’s work Squidward
Katana314@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If we can’t say dick it makes it hard to discuss my favorite detective in the Ace Attorney series.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
NSFW since 1948:
And I’m sorry the shortened form of a medical term for a part of the human anatomy is too harsh a thing for certain sensitive eyes.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 10 months ago
✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!
Rule 34, don’t you fail me now!!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.
ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Horrible day to have eyes
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
gregor@gregtech.eu 10 months ago
This will be very useful in the future in, tysm!
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Cause they’ll never get to see her do this?
baggins@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Not with that attitude
psmgx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
everyday we stray further from god
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y’know.
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t see why not.
lath@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
She turned herself into a motorboat
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Got’em
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
fucking pokemon
I got distracted
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Speaking of Vaporeon…
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It wouldn’t be pegging then, would it?
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wouldn’t it be too sensitive to fuck with?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Presumably the nerves wouldn’t multiply and they’d be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn’t entirely dissimilar from evolution’s.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
female hyenas would like to know your location
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well she’d probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she’s a woman she could just keep going until she’s had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.
Phegan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you think she can extend it enough for fuck boys to find it?
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
We’re they even looking?
mjhelto@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s enough Internet for today!
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 10 months ago
[deleted]areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Anatomically the external part of the clit is the same structure as the dick in a male. So I am guessing that making it penis sized would result in the same sensitivity as a regular male penis.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 months ago
I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Do you really think that they still have sex after what they were after?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easily Mrs. Beasely
rtxn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
(opens Blender with malicious intent)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Image
Me IRL
Evotech@lemmy.world 10 months ago
civitai.com/models/55031/elastigirl-helen-parr
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Curiosity made me click but having to sign up made me back out so now I’ll never know