I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay
Stretching
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
Meron35@lemmy.world 3 months ago
admin@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What the fuck did I just read?
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
The abstract for OP’s PHD thesis.
voracitude@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Art.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.
luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.
psmgx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fuckin QED, mate
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
hells yes think she could
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I should call her
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I should ask her how it’s hanging
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
I know I couldn’t do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Yes.
Step 1: Host an instance
Step 2: Delete a post
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
I like Lemmy better already.
gregor@gregtech.eu 3 months ago
Hehehehe I can do that
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
More importantly:
The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 months ago
you shouldnt ask questions you already know the answer to
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
To whoever labeled this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if “clit” and “dick” (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Doing the Lord’s work Squidward
Katana314@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If we can’t say dick it makes it hard to discuss my favorite detective in the Ace Attorney series.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
NSFW since 1948:
And I’m sorry the shortened form of a medical term for a part of the human anatomy is too harsh a thing for certain sensitive eyes.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 months ago
✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!
Rule 34, don’t you fail me now!!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.
ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Horrible day to have eyes
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
gregor@gregtech.eu 3 months ago
This will be very useful in the future in, tysm!
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Cause they’ll never get to see her do this?
baggins@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Not with that attitude
psmgx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
everyday we stray further from god
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y’know.
samus12345@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t see why not.
lath@lemmy.world 3 months ago
She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…
0ops@lemm.ee 3 months ago
She turned herself into a motorboat
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Got’em
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 months ago
fucking pokemon
I got distracted
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Speaking of Vaporeon…
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It wouldn’t be pegging then, would it?
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wouldn’t it be too sensitive to fuck with?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Presumably the nerves wouldn’t multiply and they’d be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn’t entirely dissimilar from evolution’s.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
female hyenas would like to know your location
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Well she’d probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she’s a woman she could just keep going until she’s had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.
Phegan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do you think she can extend it enough for fuck boys to find it?
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
We’re they even looking?
mjhelto@lemm.ee 3 months ago
That’s enough Internet for today!
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Does she gain more nerve endings from stretching her clit or once it hits football size does it feel no different than a finger?
areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Anatomically the external part of the clit is the same structure as the dick in a male. So I am guessing that making it penis sized would result in the same sensitivity as a regular male penis.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 months ago
I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Do you really think that they still have sex after what they were after?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Easily Mrs. Beasely
rtxn@lemmy.world 3 months ago
(opens Blender with malicious intent)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Image
Me IRL
Evotech@lemmy.world 3 months ago
civitai.com/models/55031/elastigirl-helen-parr
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Curiosity made me click but having to sign up made me back out so now I’ll never know