Stretching

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• rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  (opens Blender with malicious intent)

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Me IRL

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    civitai.com/models/55031/elastigirl-helen-parr

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Curiosity made me click but having to sign up made me back out so now I’ll never know

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay

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  • admin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the fuck did I just read?

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    • jollyrogue@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The abstract for OP’s PHD thesis.

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    • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Art.

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.

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  • luciferofastora@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuckin QED, mate

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• verdantbanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hells yes think she could

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should call her

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I should ask her how it’s hanging

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know I couldn’t do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

    Step 1: Host an instance

    Step 2: Delete a post

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like Lemmy better already.

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    • gregor@gregtech.eu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hehehehe I can do that

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More importantly:

  The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the, ah, finish that’s the danger.

    Basically this:

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    (I’m sorry)

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Before you even get to the …catastrophic finish, Every thrust would be a danger of either getting thrown across the room or getting crushed, unless you’re…

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      … flexible.

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  you shouldnt ask questions you already know the answer to

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To whoever labeled this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if “clit” and “dick” (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doing the Lord’s work Squidward

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If we can’t say dick it makes it hard to discuss my favorite detective in the Ace Attorney series.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NSFW since 1948:

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      And I’m sorry the shortened form of a medical term for a part of the human anatomy is too harsh a thing for certain sensitive eyes.

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• Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!

  Rule 34, don’t you fail me now!!

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.

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• ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horrible day to have eyes

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Gift

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    • gregor@gregtech.eu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This will be very useful in the future in, tysm!

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  • iiGxC@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cause they’ll never get to see her do this?

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    • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  everyday we stray further from god

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y’know.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t see why not.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She turned herself into a motorboat

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    • lath@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But not for motorboating purposes.

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Got’em

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fucking pokemon

    I got distracted

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    • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speaking of Vaporeon…

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It wouldn’t be pegging then, would it?

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t it be too sensitive to fuck with?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife tells me I’m to sensitive to fuck with.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Presumably the nerves wouldn’t multiply and they’d be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn’t entirely dissimilar from evolution’s.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      female hyenas would like to know your location

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well she’d probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she’s a woman she could just keep going until she’s had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you think she can extend it enough for fuck boys to find it?

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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re they even looking?

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• mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s enough Internet for today!

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• AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does she gain more nerve endings from stretching her clit or once it hits football size does it feel no different than a finger?

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  • areyouevenreal@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anatomically the external part of the clit is the same structure as the dick in a male. So I am guessing that making it penis sized would result in the same sensitivity as a regular male penis.

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.

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• humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you really think that they still have sex after what they were after?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easily Mrs. Beasely

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