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Operation enduring algae

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t that the chemical weapon from The Rock ?

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    • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fun fact, Mi6 plagiarized from the plot from The Rock to justify the invasion of Iraq.

        Specifically "the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock "

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      • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t it have been better if he just let it roll away from him?

        Is been a long time since I’ve watched the movie

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      • Embargo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shoe catch!

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    • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. In a string of pearls configuration; very unstable.

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, and if I’m remembering correctly Condoleeza Rice and/or Colin Powell cited this device as evidence of WMDs in Iraq to the United Nations.

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      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Holy shit really?! 😂

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, these are just vaginal beads ;p

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  • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

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    • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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    • HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.

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      • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
        www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/

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  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen

    this is green dye

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    • sniggleboots@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!

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      • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m literally dying over here.

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    • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      this is literally just a photoshopped/dyed wind chime LOL

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        no, it’s either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie “The Rock” starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.

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      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ah yes, wind chimes. That was my first thought.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Will this turn the frogs green?

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hopefully. Can you believe what the left has done to frogs? A colorful frog

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You close the microbes in the ball moments before you fire the rockets. They only have to survive the couple of minutes it takes them to reach the target (the pool).

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    • G4Z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought that in the movie it was some kind of nerve agent?

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    • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have a degree in Internet oddities if that counts. I know bottle gardens are a thing, where you have a sustaining ecosystem of plants inside a bottle. Could you make them small spheres instead? Maybe?

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      • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        thats when you have an entire ecosystem, not just a singular microbe species

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      • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        these glass spheres are sealed tho

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry

    Time is a flat circle

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The McAfee account has to be a larp account, right? I mean, I know the real McAfee is an actual psycho, but thats not actually him, right?

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    • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think he’s dead, so I’d say it’s not him.

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      • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s exactly what someone who is dead WOULD say. Hmmmm

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      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s John McAfee, if he were still alive it very well could have been him.

        There’s still a small chance it’s him.

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    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Reminder: the “verified” mark only means “I am paying $8/month to the richest asshole in the world”

      Any scammer can be “verified”

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    • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It's more of a Weekend at Bernie's type situation...

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He is also very very dead. 👻

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    • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude died years ago. So either McAffee is so fucking persistent even killing it won’t stop it/him. Or it’s someone fucking around under his name.

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s got the blue check mark, so it must be him. /s

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    • rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      getting news from a man whose brain was rotted by bath salts is a choice. it’s not like he had a solid grip on reality before that, and also doesn’t help that he’s buried for five years

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    • sandwich@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The real McAfee is too busy swinging in his hammock

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is what the VX gas from The Rock came in.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What exactly VX gas does?

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      • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It enters your body through your eyes mouth nose anus penis and skin then you start violently coughing then your lungs stop working due to your muscles not being innervated correctly than you asphyxiate pretty painfully under convulsions. You need to get between 86 μg to 10 mg by intake over the skin to die but other effects are like losing your eyesight or a running nose which can be also permanent and need way less of a dose

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      • impairedimperator@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It turns off your muscles and then you stop breathing

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      • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VX_(nerve_agent)
        Is an oily amber substance not a green gas. Afaik gives you a painful spasm followed from the inability to operate any muscle diaphragm included so you get contracted then flacid and die from asfixia. If you happen to survive the sarcospasm you probably wouldn’t get well anyway since the agent messes the nerve receptors forever. It can be absorbed by skin contact and the lethal dose is so low that some symptoms depicted in the wiki are more “supposed” or “by account” rather than a fact fun fact some teorize it would have been what Bruce Willis puts in his car in the movie the Jackal and kills the guy that touches it after. It acts in minutes and survival rate is almost non existent without the antidote…

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dear God.

    We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

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    • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh he dead tho

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      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

        How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

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      • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fine, call the necromancers!

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      • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Son of a bitch! (In my best Connery imitation)

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

    Also Americans:

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’re not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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    • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, I’d take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

      californiaglobe.com/…/was-illegal-chinese-covid-l…

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      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re stupid

        Don’t breed

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You mean Israel? ktnv.com/…/police-source-describes-falling-deathl…

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn its just like that movie, The Rock!

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  • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      unfortunate quite unstable.

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

    WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

    (Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just remember to use enough leftist buzzwords, then people within antifa will start to cancel each other for “problematic behavior”.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he’s buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision… Right?.. Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

    Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

    The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

    Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where is the guidance chip?

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the g5 mercury inoculation.

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The aggressive algae all had tiny little stiletto knives and leather jackets

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    • akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And they kept circling and snapping their fingers in tune to a song they were humming… menacingly

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course that was Hans

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

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    • Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they’re long enough, then they’re called proteins.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s like Gluten but worse

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  • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards. Image

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  • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Elegant string of pearls configuration

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  • Gaxsun@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You gotta hand it to the left, elegant string of pearls configuration…

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  • Ravenheart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Aggressive algae”? Really?

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  • breezeblock@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no fixing this level of stupid

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  • winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Welcome to the Pool!

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  • belunos@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    laughs in Scottish

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Broken by John McAfee himself

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN’ YOU, BOY!!!

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  • Cattail@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit I grow algae and I get frustrated

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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    aggressîve algae

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