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You're so predictable

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck you, I’m not predicatable, I’m reliable.

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  • Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I didn’t go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It has even less pixels now too.

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      • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Inflation. Pixels cost less back then.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think it probably has fewer.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So did I and I looked anyway

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  • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Great, now I want to re-watch Lost

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      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No you don’t.

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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hah! you owe me that sum of money i didnt read, as i didn’t go back to check for the letter, therefore achieving a different result from your bet.

    your hubris was your downfall

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    HA! I got you!
    I didn’t go back, I just believed you!

    Take that stranger! can’t fool me!

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    • mad_lentil@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Team apathy! 🙌

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later.

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  • Part4@infosec.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean predictable, but does it matter?

    You were on the first floor at the top of the stairs and you needed to leave the house. So I bet you stepped forward and started to descend the stairs, didn’t you? I bet you continued until you got to the ground floor didn’t you? Then I know you grabbed your coat keys and wallet/purse/bag and left the house, right? You’re so predictable.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I’m already on the first floor? And what is ground floor? Image

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      • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I bet you’re from the kind of place that has the head of state and head of government be the same person. I mean, I am too, but I bet you also are.

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My coat does not require keys, so no

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    • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Truly, its not all that funny because its like, yeah, Im reading a meme. Of course I dont pay attention to the details. This isn’t a large itemized bill

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    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And yet you don’t even know how many steps your stairs had!

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Joke’s on you I have known the amount of stairs in our house since forever. It’s 16 to the second floor and 5 into the cellar. I also realised that 16 is a really common number of steps for ascending 1 floor in residential housing.

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      • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Jokes on you, my toddler makes me count the steps each time we go up and down.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.

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  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now listen here you little shit

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  • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got me there

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    there you go, another compression iteration

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    • Bubs@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • ericheese@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    angry upvote

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This one has never worked for me, because if I see a long number without commas or periods I have to stop and figure out. I couldn’t hope to read that number until I solved to puzzle of whether is started with “million” or “billion.”

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, my first thought was it’s a, um, yeah, 4.8T. Then I realised my autism ruined the joke.

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I read the number before it told me I didn’t read it. I accept btc.

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are hyperbole a joke to you?

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Screw you, dude

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  • utopiah@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are… and it’s true, but what they omit is the cost.

    Readying a random meme and getting “pwned” by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So… what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don’t mind getting played if we have fun doing it.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why would I read the number? I saw the dollars and that it’s a lot, that’s enough context for me

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  • ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah im not a parsnip.

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  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.

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    • otter@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      m

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      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        428 rnillionm?

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why did you write rnillion and not million?

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Because million would be incorrect.

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        1 rnillion = 10 million. Read the number.

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  • Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion…) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Commas would have helped a bit, that way you could at least just count the commas or the more visible locks they space out, instead of counting each set of 3 digits one digit at a time.

      There are more pragmatic ways to write numbers, though, depending on the need for specificity. If the lower digits are insignificant, simply writing 4.81 billion is easy, or 4.81e9.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    FUCK YOU BUDDY!

    i didnt say your wrong

    Ive been played for a fool!

    : P

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  • this@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.

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  • LadyButterfly@reddthat.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You got me

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gottem

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