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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  #BoysFuckCouchesToo

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t bring JD Vance into this please.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He could… watch?

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Didn’t know JD Vance is on lemmy.

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• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes ladies we all know why you have the super duper pulsating adjustable pressure shower heads.

  No shame from me. Just pointing out that a >30min shower costs money and a vibrator is $50ish plus batteries. Just saying

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, but I don’t need >30 mins, I need 3.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean as long as you use the shower to get clean too, that’s just pure efficiency

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey now, that also works for the region of penile frenulum.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was going to say this. Men are sleeping on the pulsating shower heads.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am jealous of the stealth masturbation options available to women.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Which of these is stealth masturbation? If someone was using either of these methods to get off, I’m pretty sure I’d notice them.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are other things.

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nahh, with Frieren included the left side of range looks like this:

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro has watched some shi

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a sofa-mimic gonna lick my asshole?

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    • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would rather say eat, but this mostly depends on its mood and preferences.

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We all know that this extends way way waaaay farther to the right.

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  • WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well yeah the far right fucks the couch

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    • gws@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tee hee.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love it when my cutie grinds against my leg like that

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what? wtf

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a horrible day to have eyes.

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok I know what some of the toys are, but what in the world are the others?

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