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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If unemployment will give me an arse like that…

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  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, doing squads is free

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    • gray@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Doing squats: [insert no Drke meme] Doing squads: [insert yes Drke meme]

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But effort

      Butt effort?

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    • Liuone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Squats will make my ass look like a drawing?

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But my brain is like BUT DAAAADDD I DON’T LIKE THAAATTT… I hate my brain

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Start by substituting the word “bum” for “arse” in your daily affirmations

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i prefer butthole personally

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had “bum” in??

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• 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Respectfully, that ass is to die for

  Somehow I find that super attractive even though I’ve seen…some shit in my life on the intnernet

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a cartoon…

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You need some culture. Start with the works of Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri, master of the perfect backside.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yea

      And I want to kiss whatever hand drew that cartoon

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  • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kitty

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kitter

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t it be a 24 hour shift since you’re always unemployed?

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ∞ hour shift

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think you’d consider it actively being unemployed while you’re sleeping. Cuz like… working people sleep too, right? I think you probably only count the time they’re awake as their “Shift” at being unemployed. Cuz like… you still count like your lunch break and such as “part of your shift” when you’re working.

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    • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Artist?

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God I wish that were me

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  would

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• cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  0 hours unemployed?

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