what are the recruiters recruiting me for😰

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore

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  • fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The “recruiters are X more likely to contact you in this period” is real, which might have given inspiration to all the other shit post due to the double entendre of the word period.

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  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We’re in this boat together amigo.

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    • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      [grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Right. It’s all so fuzzy now.
    Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
    And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Peter Thiel, who knows about the Antichrist, needs more concubines to inject his eggs upon

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel’s

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tell us more about Peter Thiel’s ovipositors.
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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    he prefers young buff men, to suck thier blood and keep himself young. his last one “defenestrated” because the model was being difficult. he moved onto clavicular.

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• Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t recruiters be less likely because they don’t want to potentially pay maternity leave?Afterall, they lose money from all 2 hours of it in US.

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  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe they are recruiting the offspring, not the mother

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brood Mare

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Frackin’ cylons are at it again

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.

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• NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gardener, of course, what else did you think?

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Semen extraction and disposal specialist.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?

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  • Denvil@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I assume that

    1) based on age

    2) fake

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• newton@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Onahole

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  By the time it got to ‘this period’ all pretense of finesse had left.

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is recruiters a euphemism for sperms?

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• Gyoflesh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🤣🤣🤣🤣

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bangmaid?

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