Your AI slop bores me.
Kitty looking thicc
Submitted 5 days ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Yoga pants are push up bras for asses change my mind.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 5 days ago
That’s why I wear them anyway
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Relevant username? ~jk~
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.
Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.
Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis “Chip” Wilson.
So I don’t necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.
If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Same thing if you’re looking for a guy with an ass.
However, if you live somewhere like the Caribbean where hockey players are thin on the ground, sprinters are right up there.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Chip Wilson?
That the guy who said ‘frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,’ right?
smh@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn’t squeeze into them every day if they didn’t reduce my standing heart rate significantly.
I’m not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 days ago
TIL that POTS not only stands for Plain Old Telephone System
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Congratulations you changed my mind regarding compression capris and people with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome!
Asafum@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A fun way to confuse people: “Man look at the ass on that pussy!”
daannii@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No tail?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Congratulations - you’ve entered the world of furries.
redlemace@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s food station looks a lot like my robot vacuum station
REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 days ago
It honestly cracks me up that alot of people choose to own a pet, but are so lazy they even want to automate the feeding
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 days ago
I had a cat which had to be portion controlled due to its weight, but the vet said to feed them small amounts multiple time a day - including while I was at work, so I didn’t really have a choice. I still fed her at food in the morning and at night since the auto-feeder could only handle dry.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 days ago
I really agree. My dogs always wait until we are all home before they’ll eat, and if we’re not in the right room they’ll come find us and bring us out. It’s a ritual for them.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Cat IS vacuum.
redlemace@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Don’t mix up my cat with my dog. Both will feel offended
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Thus the “thicc”.
Tiral@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Looks like a woman at the gym. I’m wearing the most ass hugging pants on the plant, stop looking at my ass ugh.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Where’s Downward Dog?
frog@feddit.uk 5 days ago
What’s Downward, Dawg?
wait… I think we set this joke up wrong…
bran_buckler@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
it’s not just the tail, it’s the entire lower anatomy. they simply cropped a human baby and a cat together,
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
Also who has cat-sized yoga pants. People don’t usually have that kinda pants for toddlers right?
tyler@programming.dev 5 days ago
And no one is that tiny except a literal baby.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I hate how AI ruined memes and funny images.
I remember when there were funny images where things looked strange, now? they would be suspected of being AI.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 5 days ago
What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?
daannii@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Plus cats don’t have butt cheeks
starik@lemmy.today 4 days ago
There is WAY too much meat on that cat.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 days ago
TBF they didn’t say how they put them on.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
And isn’t the cat a bit short?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And how come my feet hurt