BurgerBaron
@BurgerBaron@quokk.au
How do you do, fellow kids? You gettin’ indoctrinated on the world wide web? Radical!
Come on down to your local Burger Baron restaurant, rated the #1 pizza in Onoway, BC! First established in Edmonton, Alberta…is one claim amongst many!
- Comment on Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope? 1 day ago:
I was curious, so:
https://worldpopulationreview.com/metrics/how-many-trees-are-in-the-world
3 trillion trees.
vs
100 - 400 billion stars.
https://www.space.com/25959-how-many-stars-are-in-the-milky-way.html
https://astro.arizona.edu/news/how-many-stars-are-milky-way-more-you-can-imagine
- Comment on Dumbass 2 days ago:
Such a handy channel for me as someone who doesn’t watch much anime. His quarterly recommendations mega videos usually align with my tastes.
- Comment on Animals complaining about human slang 4 days ago:
Otter muh balls
- Comment on Kitty looking thicc 5 days ago:
What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 6 days ago:
1-2 times a day has been typical from puberty to age 26 now, never changed lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Sure, you got a hammer laying around?
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 2 weeks ago:
Your penis mites got it rough, dayum.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
A lot where I used to live ran small convenience stores within the laundromat during the day to make a little more money. Depends how much foot traffic they get to make that worth the effort I’m sure.
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 2 weeks ago:
Pretty brutal life getting scalded, mushed, and drowned in lotion whatever.
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 2 weeks ago:
Same
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 2 weeks ago:
Years ago one of my older cousins was looking after me and had a cabinet full of various hot sauces. Decided to challenge me to try all of them with crackers and see if either of us would give up. Neither of us gave up 😤. Da Bomb I remember quite well. Mean on its own. Taste not great, heat hits immediately with no build up. I can see why Hot Ones keeps using it lol.
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on "You'll own nothing and you'll be happy" 2 weeks ago:
People already were, only 15% of PlayStation users are buying physical media.
- Comment on How come people are stupid nowadays? Especially on social media 3 weeks ago:
I recommend reading up on human history beyond what your government decided to teach and not teach you.
- Comment on How do you avoid AI music? 3 weeks ago:
I don’t stream music, I buy albums on Bandcamp pretty much exclusively for lack of better options. Then I play them to death, and buy another handful. Some piracy. Some vinyl purchases.
I haven’t come across any AI slop in my favourite genres top of the month lists on Bandcamp yet.
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 4 weeks ago:
The werewolf in Skyrim got physics enabled flaccid dong because I wanted to helicopter in VR and thought it only changed humanoid NPC and player character, not monsters. It was a super funny surprise seeing that giant salami flopping around in the scripted scene for whatever quest that was. Good job, dev.
- Comment on We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here. 4 weeks ago:
In this case I’m teferring to the Wonder Valley AI data centre campus, it’s proposed for northwestern Alberta, near Grande Prairie.
- Comment on If I went to a mechanic for my car and told them I had a problem with the aft starboard tire would they think I'm a dork? 4 weeks ago:
Yes.
Unless you drive a 70’s Cadillac or something equally gigantic that barely moves with all that displacement, in which case it’s a pretty good joke about driving a boat ;)
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- Comment on Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed? 4 weeks ago:
Do you think there is anything unknown at this point that’d actually make a difference? Even saying Trump xould rape a child live on Fox News wouldn’t hurt him old hat now. I don’t buy into the idea that his voter base and staff will magically grow a conscience in response to…anything.
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 4 weeks ago:
6’5” here. Because very few people are noticeably taller than I am, when I meet someone who is it’s a crazy experience especially 7ft+.
I can recall being stun locked by having to look up at someone much taller than me 5 times total in my 35 years alive so far since middle school.
The opposite doesn’t really phase me until I’m physically holding a significant other. Then I’m like holy shit you’re tiny! Dunno why it doesn’t quite register until then.
- Comment on Which browser do you recommend for a low-resource PC? 5 weeks ago:
Maybe something intended for weak hardware and older versions of Windows:
https://github.com/win32ss/supermium
A Linux install with something lightweight like XFCE for desktop environment would do better probably.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 5 weeks ago:
Glares in Alec Watson
- Comment on Three in four consumers wrongly believe cage chickens are a thing of the past 5 weeks ago:
Out of those 3 in 4, how many do you think would accept new information about how they’re wrong about caged chickens being a thing of the past without getting weird about it?
- Comment on Microsoft admits Game Pass price hike drove away "millions" of subscribers 5 weeks ago:
I never subbed even after using free trials because all of these subscription services follow the same capitalist shareholder corporate path, doesn’t matter what it’s for.
Initially cheap, good “value” and designed to be habit forming to retain their userbase. Operate at a loss. Then they jack the price up every year once they hit a magic number userbase goal and start cutting costs at the same time. Quality drops, price goes up.
- Comment on Aerosol 1 month ago:
Fucks saaaake.
- Comment on Aerosol 1 month ago:
Video overview: https://youtu.be/oKK0dgDIxKY
There’s many studies, so here’s two:
https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2024GL109280
https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2025EF007229
Article: https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/how-elon-musks-dying-satellites-could-hurt-the-ozone-layer
tl;dr: the massively increased rate of rocket launches and re-entry satellite burn-ups is creating a significant amount of pollution that is probably damaging the Ozone layer.
- Comment on What happened to us Pirates? We used to sail the web and never even thought about reprecussions just sharing. Now it seems like it costs to be a pirate like a VPN and such. WTH happened? 1 month ago:
Canada is still a piracy safe haven, I don’t use VPN. I get funni letters sometimes and laugh at them. Prosumer reseller ISP don’t give a dang. Penalty caps are so low that it’s basically malicious compliance at the Federal level, so nobody gets sued because there’s no money in it for the copyright trolls. Just have to avoid dealing directly with the telecom mafia: Rogers, Shaw, Telus.
Tbh I use direct download as a source more than torrents these days. There’s a lot of free hosts now that aren’t painful to use like in the past when you needed to pay a subscription to some company like Rapidshare to get anything done on sites like Warez-bb.
- Comment on Aerosol 1 month ago:
Well not to worry, all these internet swarm satellites might cause another one.
- Comment on What is it about Mark Zuckerberg's appearance or demeanor that creeps people out? 1 month ago:
We could say that it’s not that he’s on the spectrum. It’s that he is while also being evil, so it’s mixed with something else that’s anti social and unfortunate. I don’t know how much of it is by choice. He was a bad person even before becoming ultra rich. Insert “dumb fucks” quote here.
