BurgerBaron

@BurgerBaron@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerosol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucks saaaake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerosol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Video overview: https://youtu.be/oKK0dgDIxKY

  There’s many studies, so here’s two:

  https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2024GL109280

  https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2025EF007229

  Article: https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/how-elon-musks-dying-satellites-could-hurt-the-ozone-layer

  tl;dr: the massively increased rate of rocket launches and re-entry satellite burn-ups is creating a significant amount of pollution that is probably damaging the Ozone layer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to us Pirates? We used to sail the web and never even thought about reprecussions just sharing. Now it seems like it costs to be a pirate like a VPN and such. WTH happened?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada is still a piracy safe haven, I don’t use VPN. I get funni letters sometimes and laugh at them. Prosumer reseller ISP don’t give a dang. Penalty caps are so low that it’s basically malicious compliance at the Federal level, so nobody gets sued because there’s no money in it for the copyright trolls. Just have to avoid dealing directly with the telecom mafia: Rogers, Shaw, Telus.

  Tbh I use direct download as a source more than torrents these days. There’s a lot of free hosts now that aren’t painful to use like in the past when you needed to pay a subscription to some company like Rapidshare to get anything done on sites like Warez-bb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerosol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well not to worry, all these internet swarm satellites might cause another one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is it about Mark Zuckerberg's appearance or demeanor that creeps people out?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We could say that it’s not that he’s on the spectrum. It’s that he is while also being evil, so it’s mixed with something else that’s anti social and unfortunate. I don’t know how much of it is by choice. He was a bad person even before becoming ultra rich. Insert “dumb fucks” quote here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  https://archive.org/details/lasagnacat

  Yeah :( Grab a copy of the archive!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg

  BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution Factsberg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The latest puzzle: what the viroids doin’ in our guts? Nobody knows, we are only just realised they are widespread and not exclusive to flowers or whatever Anton told me. Tiny simple RNA smudges that are too simple to even qualify as a virus.

  I feel like they’re as close to abiogenesis as we’ll ever get, with these living fossils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s so no matter how much knowledge we gain we can never escape the bad place to kill the Demiurge.