BurgerBaron
@BurgerBaron@quokk.au
How do you do, fellow kids? You gettin’ indoctrinated on the world wide web? Radical!
Come on down to your local Burger Baron restaurant, rated the #1 pizza in Onoway, BC! First established in Edmonton, Alberta…is one claim amongst many!
- Comment on how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras 4 days ago:
Quiet, and works on steel pipe too yep.
- Comment on Is the world more volatile now or is it just the abundance of news? 1 week ago:
Abundance of news yes, but also human population is way higher. There’s twice as many humans alive today than when my boomer dad was born.
- Comment on PSBLACKOUT (boycott of PlayStation) 1 week ago:
Yep. The hill my new console owning habits died on was any corp pushing paying to play online subscriptions and I stuck to that. I’ll buy used later if there’s exclusives I want.
- Comment on Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope? 3 weeks ago:
I was curious, so:
https://worldpopulationreview.com/metrics/how-many-trees-are-in-the-world
3 trillion trees.
vs
100 - 400 billion stars.
https://www.space.com/25959-how-many-stars-are-in-the-milky-way.html
https://astro.arizona.edu/news/how-many-stars-are-milky-way-more-you-can-imagine
- Comment on Dumbass 3 weeks ago:
Such a handy channel for me as someone who doesn’t watch much anime. His quarterly recommendations mega videos usually align with my tastes.
- Comment on Animals complaining about human slang 3 weeks ago:
Otter muh balls
- Comment on Kitty looking thicc 3 weeks ago:
What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 3 weeks ago:
1-2 times a day has been typical from puberty to age 26 now, never changed lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Sure, you got a hammer laying around?
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 5 weeks ago:
Your penis mites got it rough, dayum.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
A lot where I used to live ran small convenience stores within the laundromat during the day to make a little more money. Depends how much foot traffic they get to make that worth the effort I’m sure.
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 5 weeks ago:
Pretty brutal life getting scalded, mushed, and drowned in lotion whatever.
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 5 weeks ago:
Same
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 5 weeks ago:
Years ago one of my older cousins was looking after me and had a cabinet full of various hot sauces. Decided to challenge me to try all of them with crackers and see if either of us would give up. Neither of us gave up 😤. Da Bomb I remember quite well. Mean on its own. Taste not great, heat hits immediately with no build up. I can see why Hot Ones keeps using it lol.
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on "You'll own nothing and you'll be happy" 5 weeks ago:
People already were, only 15% of PlayStation users are buying physical media.
- Comment on How come people are stupid nowadays? Especially on social media 1 month ago:
I recommend reading up on human history beyond what your government decided to teach and not teach you.
- Comment on How do you avoid AI music? 1 month ago:
I don’t stream music, I buy albums on Bandcamp pretty much exclusively for lack of better options. Then I play them to death, and buy another handful. Some piracy. Some vinyl purchases.
I haven’t come across any AI slop in my favourite genres top of the month lists on Bandcamp yet.
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 1 month ago:
The werewolf in Skyrim got physics enabled flaccid dong because I wanted to helicopter in VR and thought it only changed humanoid NPC and player character, not monsters. It was a super funny surprise seeing that giant salami flopping around in the scripted scene for whatever quest that was. Good job, dev.
- Comment on We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here. 1 month ago:
In this case I’m teferring to the Wonder Valley AI data centre campus, it’s proposed for northwestern Alberta, near Grande Prairie.
- Comment on If I went to a mechanic for my car and told them I had a problem with the aft starboard tire would they think I'm a dork? 1 month ago:
Yes.
Unless you drive a 70’s Cadillac or something equally gigantic that barely moves with all that displacement, in which case it’s a pretty good joke about driving a boat ;)
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- Comment on Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed? 1 month ago:
Do you think there is anything unknown at this point that’d actually make a difference? Even saying Trump xould rape a child live on Fox News wouldn’t hurt him old hat now. I don’t buy into the idea that his voter base and staff will magically grow a conscience in response to…anything.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
6’5” here. Because very few people are noticeably taller than I am, when I meet someone who is it’s a crazy experience especially 7ft+.
I can recall being stun locked by having to look up at someone much taller than me 5 times total in my 35 years alive so far since middle school.
The opposite doesn’t really phase me until I’m physically holding a significant other. Then I’m like holy shit you’re tiny! Dunno why it doesn’t quite register until then.
- Comment on Which browser do you recommend for a low-resource PC? 1 month ago:
Maybe something intended for weak hardware and older versions of Windows:
https://github.com/win32ss/supermium
A Linux install with something lightweight like XFCE for desktop environment would do better probably.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 1 month ago:
Glares in Alec Watson
- Comment on Three in four consumers wrongly believe cage chickens are a thing of the past 1 month ago:
Out of those 3 in 4, how many do you think would accept new information about how they’re wrong about caged chickens being a thing of the past without getting weird about it?
- Comment on Microsoft admits Game Pass price hike drove away "millions" of subscribers 1 month ago:
I never subbed even after using free trials because all of these subscription services follow the same capitalist shareholder corporate path, doesn’t matter what it’s for.
Initially cheap, good “value” and designed to be habit forming to retain their userbase. Operate at a loss. Then they jack the price up every year once they hit a magic number userbase goal and start cutting costs at the same time. Quality drops, price goes up.
- Comment on Aerosol 2 months ago:
Fucks saaaake.
- Comment on Aerosol 2 months ago:
Video overview: https://youtu.be/oKK0dgDIxKY
There’s many studies, so here’s two:
https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2024GL109280
https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2025EF007229
Article: https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/how-elon-musks-dying-satellites-could-hurt-the-ozone-layer
tl;dr: the massively increased rate of rocket launches and re-entry satellite burn-ups is creating a significant amount of pollution that is probably damaging the Ozone layer.
