Kintarian

@Kintarian@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I move out of the USA with little to no money?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t, stay and fight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Heaven forbid anyone should ever walk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another day, another Dollar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll make a fine coat, cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The iDingus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it’s compatible with my iThingy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am your father…. Noooooooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn’t like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad gas cap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me either, fuck that guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fancy pants can afford meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fancy pants can afford whiskey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feel the bean⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Bean is baked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your face after finding out that you were, in fact, flexible enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I could reach I’d never leave the house.

  —George Carlin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to hide your face, you know what you are doing is wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one step closer to 100%'ing life!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny, when NFT’s started I said it was the dumbest thing ever and everyone online jumped all over me and down voted me into oblivion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frackin' Chat Gippity!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t normally fuck toasters but when I do…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her name⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what happens if I search for Butthole Surfers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternative delivery logistics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, it’s usually guillotines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hi gongeous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Must have a huge gong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Famous statue of Virgin Mary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh cum all ye faithful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I’m going to the wrong library. Where is this library?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook posts are peak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My theory is conservatives are secretly gay but their magic man in the sky makes them feel guilty about it so they try to look like the pinnacle of masculinity. They should come out and be happy with being gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrol and diesel prices could hit record high since outbreak of Iran war as oil hits $100⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So tired of winning /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vaguely remember them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember the tin breaking and having to get pliers to finish opening the can and slicing my finger open because it’s like a razor blade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redundant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He bought the shopping cart. He needs the dolly to get it into the truck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progression⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  2026 -1 trillion dollars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bit harsh?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Next they lern to spel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Entombed starts playing*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds great, where’s the bong?