Kintarian

@Kintarian@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That sums up 2026 for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we just stop fighting wars?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum Wage Must Cover Basics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I pay you a living wage, how do you expect me to buy my own, private Lolita island?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek was Ahead of its Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he leaned left in the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice cock bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pine nuts from the pinus erectus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone up for a rousing game of...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if they are soapy tiddleys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨motivation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is, I have no more fucks to give

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans never learn. They have a bloody revolution to overthrow the dictator so they can install another dictator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now we wait⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1-800-489-NOPE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Resistance is futile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m trysexual. I’ll try anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t, stay and fight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heaven forbid anyone should ever walk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another day, another Dollar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll make a fine coat, cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The iDingus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it’s compatible with my iThingy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am your father…. Noooooooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn’t like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad gas cap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me either, fuck that guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fancy pants can afford meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fancy pants can afford whiskey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feel the bean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Bean is baked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your face after finding out that you were, in fact, flexible enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I could reach I’d never leave the house.

  —George Carlin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to hide your face, you know what you are doing is wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one step closer to 100%'ing life!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny, when NFT’s started I said it was the dumbest thing ever and everyone online jumped all over me and down voted me into oblivion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frackin' Chat Gippity!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t normally fuck toasters but when I do…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her name⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what happens if I search for Butthole Surfers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternative delivery logistics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, it’s usually guillotines