Checkmate

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “JESUS CHRIST!!”

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  • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Run away! Run away!”

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, I’m pretty sure that’s Loki.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Celestial Equidae!!*

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah yes, Inertia’s gambit.

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stronghold crusaders milord

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• Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In Guildwars 2 we used to launch cows at the enemy

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  • IHawkMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We still do.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I didn’t know Monty Python made Guildwars

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• radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  More like they get the horsey in the catapult and then the end credits kick in because the movie’s over, checkmate. The king in chess never gets captured.

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  • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • piecat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nope, the game ends with checkmate. The king is the only piece that can’t actually be captured. It’s in the rules, look it up.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yeah I usually sacrifice the king to protect my pawns

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    • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I believe you think you know what you’re talking about, but you don’t, I promise. The king is never captured, that’s the whole point of the game, and why the king’s point value is infinity. Any move that would result in you putting your king in check is an illegal move, meaning you can never sacrifice your king.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well, if you’re gonna get picky about their gender dysphoria…

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chunkmate even

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hopefully its black’s move and I can trade knight for bishop for slight advantage. /s

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This kills the king.

  ‘This’ being horsebutt at great speed.

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• dufkm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice fork.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who ever did this is just the kind of person who can’t watch scifi about alien invasion, because lizards from space is just too stupid.

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• 7dev7random7@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t underestimate horses.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbhVPnhX-4

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