I can proudly state I haven’t had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol
If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
The Uncle Buck plan, I approve
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“This position requires 6 beers experience.”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I’m drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocain so I can drink another 5.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I would argue those “lemonades” get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.
Unless you’re drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m in South Africa on holiday, I’m drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.
But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it’s just liquid sugar, you can’t drink much of that without throwing up.
danhab99@programming.dev 2 months ago
Idk piss?
I don’t value the piss fetisher’s psyop that you gotta “not break the seal” like you just want me to piss myself and I’m not falling for it.
jownz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.
brap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
By 5, I’ll be wishing I didn’t have any more. By 10, I’ll be wondering how I’m even alive
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At my rate, probably about a year or so older.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll be dead because I’ve never consumed alchohol
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks, but meth is enough for me
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
My vision is a bit fuzzy…
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.
raptore39@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Face down in a ditch soaked in my own piss.
Oh wait, you mean those wee American kid-sized cans?
rem26_art@fedia.io 2 months ago
ask me after another 10
PenguinVII@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
10 beer plan…? I’ll be floored after the 2nd one.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn’t drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn’t prepared for it)
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah brother