I can proudly state I haven’t had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol
If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 weeks ago
The Uncle Buck plan, I approve
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“This position requires 6 beers experience.”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I’m drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocain so I can drink another 5.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I would argue those “lemonades” get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.
Unless you’re drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I’m in South Africa on holiday, I’m drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.
But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it’s just liquid sugar, you can’t drink much of that without throwing up.
danhab99@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Idk piss?
I don’t value the piss fetisher’s psyop that you gotta “not break the seal” like you just want me to piss myself and I’m not falling for it.
jownz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.
brap@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
By 5, I’ll be wishing I didn’t have any more. By 10, I’ll be wondering how I’m even alive
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
At my rate, probably about a year or so older.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ll be dead because I’ve never consumed alchohol
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thanks, but meth is enough for me
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
My vision is a bit fuzzy…
gmtom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.
raptore39@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life
sundray@lemmus.org 4 weeks ago
jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Face down in a ditch soaked in my own piss.
Oh wait, you mean those wee American kid-sized cans?
rem26_art@fedia.io 4 weeks ago
ask me after another 10
PenguinVII@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
10 beer plan…? I’ll be floored after the 2nd one.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn’t drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn’t prepared for it)
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah brother