It’s just “Copilot” for everything in Windows these days
klown show 6 x-treme
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RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say “Search for Copilot”
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Rename them all Cock___ and put them in the cockpit.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
be the change you wanna see in this world
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There should be a torrent client with Copirate.
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
On Linux it’s klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons
Spezi@feddit.org 2 months ago
And then there will be endless discussions if it should be called uclit or microclit
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
GNUtori(ou)s Clit
xbloodymajor@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Don’t forget the rust rewrite, clit-rs
mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
underrated
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Show HN: Gyno: a thin GUI around open-clit
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: task doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
jxk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Me: These are unironically good names
bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is so hard to troubleshoot issues with Photos. Why did they ditch iPhoto.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
apt moo
ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 2 months ago
who up rn doing they task
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
More like Linux: “Kritoris” which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.
4am@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseBUtTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDonrCarePie.
batterystapled@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie
Wouldn’t it be MagPy?
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 months ago
No it’s magpie_rs
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie
what is this nuance doing here?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s by kde.
4am@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
ls, cd, cat, xz, rm,
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
cat
meow?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Linux geeks, tell me what dog does “dog -al”
RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The Linux one isn’t realistic, this is not an ancronym.
jrs100000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Technically a backronym
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh I’m not in femcelmemes
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
That’s just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k’s replaced with c’s.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment
cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i love Linux
ark3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds like Squidward walking
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Should have called it grape
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I’m struggling to think of any.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it’s not always genital/sexual related I guess.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Latex and that one other thing which I forgot
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you’re not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with “latex” in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
vogi@piefed.social 2 months ago
Just found out that the Gimp alternative “Pinta” shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Gotta love FOSS, hotta love klitoris.
alice_gosta_de_doces@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
clitoriOS
jeniferariza@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck 😭
U7826391786239@piefed.zip 2 months ago
klitoris is stealing all my money
LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 months ago
The course be like:
grep -R “klitoris” /Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Something something “yay”!
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody’s picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one’s a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won’t compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don’t provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it’s only developed by like one guy and he doesn’t even know why the newer versions won’t work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there’s that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn’t been seen since 2022.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a myth, it doesn’t exist.
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I believe you’re thinking of gSPOT, it’s still stuck in development.
bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it’s no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.
pmk@piefed.ca 2 months ago
zypper in
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now–if they haven’t already.