Fingies

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  they call them fingers but I never see them fing.

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  • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, there they go

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  • Scuzzm0nkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh wait, there they go

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TIL our primate cousins have some bigass hands

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  • Kefla@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Likely better for climbing stuff I suppose

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh no

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• NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I find it very worrying that both fingers in the photo have the exact same fingerprint.

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  • quantumvoid0@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    its ai slop

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    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what makes you claim that?

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      10 years ago on Reddit:

      human holding a chimpanzee’s hand apparently: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4aest7/chimpanzee_fingerprints/

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  • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They… they don’t though. It’s similar, but not identical… you know, like Fingerprints…

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    • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Right? There’s clear differences if you actually look. Yes, they’re similar, which is the whole point of the post.

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Koalas have nearly identical fingerprints as well:

  www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/…/koala-fingerprints/

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    article about koala finger prints

    no pictures of koala fingers

    😑

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.

  They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.

  You cut it off did you…..

  You monster!!!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.

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    • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe

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    • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”

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  • qqq@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No!!! I don’t want a freaking toe.

      Stop defiling corpses you sicko.

      Now go put that back where you found it.

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• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He got monkey finger

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Koalas have similar patterns like Humans.

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  • Jivebunny@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also, lots of Chlamydia

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stop having sex with Koalas.

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who would be the defense attorney? Clarence Darrow?

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• tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to make a racist joke , but I’m afraid I’m going to offend some Niggers

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think I can guess what this person said 💀

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